Pretend Bumblebee can talk.
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"Hey guys!" You yelled as you entered the Rec room at the N.E.S.T. base. Some of the soldiers looked up and waved, some said 'hello', and some didn't even look up.
You saw Dino's holoform and walked up to him. He was on the light brown leather couch reading a book.
There was only one word to describe his holoform: red. His hair was a bright cherry red, just as his alt mode was. His electric blue eyes were in major contrast to that of the rest of his outfit, which consisted of different shades of bright red. The only different coloured thing on him was his coal black shoes.
"Hey Dino!" You chirped as you sat next to him.
"Greetings Ms. (Y/n), how are you doing today?" He asked, looking up from his book.
"Doing fine, thanks for asking. You?" The holoform pondered the thought momentarily.
"Overall? Doing well. Currently? Bored." You both laughed.
"Well," you suggested, "I know what we could do." He raised an eyebrow. "Wait a moment- I need you to round up all of the bots. Tell them that there is going to be a big game of Uno."
"What is Uno, may I ask?" He politely questioned as he put his bookmark into the book.
"A card game. Ooo, what book you reading?" You asked, pointing to the paperback book in his hands.
"The Westing Game, Ellen Raskin," he responded. You nodded, remembering having to read it for a book report in middle school. "Well, I best be off to collect the other Autobots, yes?"
You nodded. "Yeah. Tell them to meet in the cafeteria in half an hour in holoform. Thanks Dino!" You yelled as you ran out of the room to grab all of the needed supplies.
On the way there, you also ran into Lennox, who was puzzled as to why all of the 'bots' holoforms were dragging each other to the cafeteria. Having explained that you were getting a huge game of Uno going, they agreed to come and help the Autobots understand Uno as well.
"Alright. Get these packs opened up for me please while I get this area cleaned up." Jamming about 20 packs of Uno cards in front of them, you didn't give them a chance to protest before you started moving tables out of the way.
In roughly 10 minutes, you had about half of the room cleared of tables. You turned around and saw Lennox and Epps had all of the card boxes opened and were now making their way towards the clearing.
Right when you were about to call Dino on his comm link, a large group of colorful holoforms entered.
"Alright guys! Who's here and who isn't?" You asked the crowd.
"The Arcees, Prime, Ratchet, and Jazz aren't here," said Sideswipe, walking up. He dragged his golden twin, Sunstreaker, with him.
"Alrighty then!" You chirped. "So we have Ironhide, Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Dino, Jolt, Skids, Mudflap, Lennox, Epps, and myself?" You asked no one as you looked at the swarm of humans before you.
"Alright everyone!" Yelled Lennox. Everyone continued to babble on about useless crap.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! SHUT UP!" Yelled Sunstreaker. Everyone quickly shut their pie holes after that.
"Thank you Sunstreaker," you acknowledged the frontliner. "Now, we are going to be playing Uno today. Has anyone played before?" No one nodded their heads yes. "Alright, let's go over the rules. Dino, Skids, come up and help me please. You'll be used as a demonstration."

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