Anxiety • part 2

48 • gender

Update within 24 hours? Fuck yes.
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Calum: when are we finally going to find out the gender
Calum: i'm impatient as hell
Grace: please tell him because he has asked me 1000 times already what I think it will be
Michael: he's trying to make us all bet for the gender
Luke: that's not a bad idea
Sam: Okay it's 11pm now so we are trying to sleep but IN 12 HOURS we are will know
Sam: so Calum, PLEASE STOP SPAMMING OUR PHONES ON EVERY APP YOU HAVE
Michael: wait what is he doing?
Sam: I have over 20 messages from Calum in text, whatsapp, instagram, twitter and snapchat all asking me the same damn thing
Calum: like I said, I'm impatient
Ashton: we almost decided not to tell you guys at all thanks to Calum
Grace: or we just remove Calum from the group and you tell everyone but him.
Sam: I LIKE THAT IDEA
Sam: BUT VOTING TIIIIIMEEEEEEEE
Calum: boy
Grace: girl
Michael: girl
Crystal: i have a feeling its a boy
Luke: it better be a boy
Sierra: I want it to be a girl so I can buy cute dresses for her and take her shopping once she's older
Ashton: ITS A TIEEEEEE
Grace: what do you guys think?
Sam: I hope its a boy but Ashton wants a girl
Ashton: so she can be daddys favorite
Sam: she better not end up like that.
Ashton: she will learn how to speak french, like her mom
Sam: aSHTON NO
Michael: if its a girl and she ends up being like the girl in good girls I'm going to laugh so hard
Crystal: do you even know what that means ashton
Ashton: yeah, that she can speak french. Sam can speak french too
Calum: oh god
Luke: how do you not know what our lyrics mean
Luke: I no longer feel like the dumbass
Ashton: someone please explain me
Sam: you're an actual idiot ashton
Ashton: someone help me
Luke: who's going to explain it to him?
Calum: I don't want to
Luke: you're his best man
Sam: she can speak french means she gives amazing B L O W J O B S
Ashton: fuck
Ashton: anyway, Sam can still speak french very fluently.
Sam: ASHTON ONCE AGAIN NO
Luke: hm
Luke: interesting
Luke: Sierra is pretty fluent too
Sierra: this conversation has to stop right here before all of us girls have to dig a hole and hide
Grace: Sam is also a straight A student
Grace: good at school, speaks fluently french apparently
Grace: looked like a good girl when you all met her first, turned out not to be so innocent. Calum told me about that
Grace: how often did you lie about going to the library or studying to your parents?
Sam: GRACE
Sierra: I just read the lyrics to good girls and I'm fucking laughing
Calum: yeah Sam explain
Michael: I love how this turned out
Ashton: Sam is looking as red as a tomato now
Sam: i fucking hate you all
Calum: you still have to reply the question. How often did you lie to them?
Sam: I was a very good girl all through high school and then moved out to go to college. I must admit I had a series of pictures of my desk to send to them when they asked how I was doing with studying while I was out partying until I once made the big mistake to send the same picture twice and that's when the lying stopped and they just accepted I was not a good girl anymore
Michael: you just made 'good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught' very true
Grace: I KNEW IT
Grace: but were you really a good girl in high school?
Sam: yes and I was my dad's favourite
Ashton: any other songs that describe your life?
Sam: pizza is a very good description of my current mood. Just change Michael to Sam
Ashton: is that a hint to get you more food?
Sam: possibly
Ashton: why are you always so damn hungry
Sam: because you knocked me up and I now have to eat for two
Sierra: I think someone is going to have to order pizza
Sam: and it won't be me
Ashton: just so you guys know the actual situation, she's asking me to order pizza WHILE eating a bag of chips and she is refusing to share it with me.
Sam: let me be hungry and hormonal please
Sierra: just order her a pizza Irwin
Michael: okay Luke where are you?! I'm standing infront of your house but nobody is here
Luke: dude
Luke: we're in a plane
Luke: remember?
Michael: so that trip was a waste of time
Luke: why are you even there?
Michael: I wanted to hang out
Calum: I'm home and lonely
Grace: hEY
Calum: you refuse to give me what I want so I can have Michael over
Sam: are you trying to get sex?
Calum: yes
Calum: she is punishing me by not giving it to me
Sam: is she any good at french?
Calum: very good
Calum: but she's refusing
Calum: because I scared her yesterday and now she's pissed
Sam: what happened?
Calum: I hid in the closet and waited for her to come get clothes so I could scare her and then I heard her in the room, I got ready and when she pulled open the door I jumped out and she fell to the ground screaming and I laughed really really hard
Calum: I have a video of it
Grace: if you show that to anyone, I'm extending the no sex to a month
Calum: once she is less pissed about this, I'll show you the video so we can all have a laugh
Grace: calum
Grace: I will kill you.
Sam: but I want to see :(
Sam: can you really say no to a pregnant woman?
Grace: thats not going to work this time sam
Sam: thats lame
Ashton: i love that you are not getting it your way this time
Ashton: Sam has been using the 'but I'm pregnant' excuse a while now
Michael: damn I'm glad I don't have to deal with that
Crystal: fuck you Michael
Calum: oh
Luke: oops
Ashton: I think there will now be three of us not getting anything
Luke: thanks sierra
Sierra: thank you for not pissing me off yet
Luke: have I told you how much i love you babe
Sierra: no we are not going to do it in a plane
Ashton: damn
Ashton: that took a quick turn to nobody getting any tonight
Luke: this sucks
Ashton: OH WAIT NEVERMIND
Calum: whats happening
Ashton: SHE CAN SPEAK FRENCH AND I THINK SHE'S FLUENT
Sam: bye losers
Luke: I will never be able to sing that song again without picturing this