Time to TRAIN... and read!

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Me: Hello everyone and welcome beck to-

Camille: First! Shhhhh! Everyone is asleep and second! Why am I still a boy?

Me: I'll explain later! Good thing is that you're awake!

Camille: Why?

Me: A dare from Ninja_Puppet *whispers dare*

Camille: I can't believe I'm doing this... *turns into Wu*

Me: *Hands him (her) a bamboo staff* That staff is the key to trick them!

Camille: What a welcoming gift for Kai after being looked up in the basement!

Me: *grabs popcorn* Go!

Camille: *hitting the ninjas heads with the staff* Evil doesn't sleep and neither should you!

Nya: WHAT!? Sensei What are you doing here?

Kai: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NYA?! YOU'RE A BOY!?

Jay: I'll explain later...

Kai: *sees how everybody else looks* CMON! DID WE GET A GENDER SWAP?!

Me: Yes but I choose to spare you cause I feel like the viewers will make sure you suffer anyways!

Shade: WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR ******* MOUNTH? I'M TRYING TO SLEEE HERE!

Turner: NOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SCREAMING! *looks down at her (his) body* I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULD CHANCE US BACK!

Me: Later...

Camille: Don't let this little chance stop you Ninjas! Drop and give me fifty!

Ninja's: Yes Sensei!

*After a LOT of unnecessary training*

Shade: Is this how it's like to be a ninja?

Lloyd: (panting) If... you... have a... Sensei... like Wu... YES!

Camille: Now DANCE!

Ninja's: WHAT?

Camille: DANCE! *turns on music*

*Jay, Nya and Zane is pretty good. Lloyd isn't that bad... Kai and Cole can't be explained...*

Camille: OMG! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HAHAHAAA!

Ninja's: WHAT?!

Camille: *turns back to normal* HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! KAI AND COLE ARE TERRIBLE DANCERS!

Cole and Kai: YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU ******* *****!

Me: Can we all just play Pokemon?

Everyone: ???

Me: A dare from DaWaeKnower! All of you haft to play a Pokemon game!

Jay: HURRAY!

Kai: You sound like a little girl!

Jay: I AM A GIRL!

*few hours later*

Jay: THAT WAS SO FUN!

Kai: WHY DOES IT TAKE SOOO LONG TO LEVEL THEM UP?

Me: POKEMON LOGIC! IT'S FOR THE FUN!

Shade: I DIDN'T HAVE FUN! AND I WANT MY NORMAL BODY BACK NOW!

Me: Just obey this request and we're done!

Neuro: I'll do ANYTHING to get this done!

Me: SammyJSMarksoles wants you all to read at least one fan fiction of EVERY ship you are in WITH the people the ship is about!

Neuro: For example?

Me:You have to read brainfreeze, Thinkfast, darkthinking, darkfastthinking... I think that was all of them...

Shade: I'M DONE!

Me: You said you wanted your normal body back!

Shade: Ugh! Fine!

*After hours of reading, screaming and crying*

Jay: That... was... TERRIBLE! Not the fan fiction about me and Nya! Just the rest!

Shade: ...............

Turner: OKAY! WE DID WHAT YOU WANTED! NOW CHANCE US BACK!

Me: Fine... *snaps finger and everyone is their normal gender again*

Cole: *looking down at his abs* Oh I missed you guys!

Me: Remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do next chapter and I'll see you soon sweet cherries!

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