Me: Hello everyone and welcome beck to-
Camille: First! Shhhhh! Everyone is asleep and second! Why am I still a boy?
Me: I'll explain later! Good thing is that you're awake!
Camille: Why?
Me: A dare from Ninja_Puppet *whispers dare*
Camille: I can't believe I'm doing this... *turns into Wu*
Me: *Hands him (her) a bamboo staff* That staff is the key to trick them!
Camille: What a welcoming gift for Kai after being looked up in the basement!
Me: *grabs popcorn* Go!
Camille: *hitting the ninjas heads with the staff* Evil doesn't sleep and neither should you!
Nya: WHAT!? Sensei What are you doing here?
Kai: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU NYA?! YOU'RE A BOY!?
Jay: I'll explain later...
Kai: *sees how everybody else looks* CMON! DID WE GET A GENDER SWAP?!
Me: Yes but I choose to spare you cause I feel like the viewers will make sure you suffer anyways!
Shade: WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR ******* MOUNTH? I'M TRYING TO SLEEE HERE!
Turner: NOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SCREAMING! *looks down at her (his) body* I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WOULD CHANCE US BACK!
Me: Later...
Camille: Don't let this little chance stop you Ninjas! Drop and give me fifty!
Ninja's: Yes Sensei!
*After a LOT of unnecessary training*
Shade: Is this how it's like to be a ninja?
Lloyd: (panting) If... you... have a... Sensei... like Wu... YES!
Camille: Now DANCE!
Ninja's: WHAT?
Camille: DANCE! *turns on music*
*Jay, Nya and Zane is pretty good. Lloyd isn't that bad... Kai and Cole can't be explained...*
Camille: OMG! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE HAHAHAAA!
Ninja's: WHAT?!
Camille: *turns back to normal* HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! KAI AND COLE ARE TERRIBLE DANCERS!
Cole and Kai: YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU ******* *****!
Me: Can we all just play Pokemon?
Everyone: ???
Me: A dare from DaWaeKnower! All of you haft to play a Pokemon game!
Jay: HURRAY!
Kai: You sound like a little girl!
Jay: I AM A GIRL!
*few hours later*
Jay: THAT WAS SO FUN!
Kai: WHY DOES IT TAKE SOOO LONG TO LEVEL THEM UP?
Me: POKEMON LOGIC! IT'S FOR THE FUN!
Shade: I DIDN'T HAVE FUN! AND I WANT MY NORMAL BODY BACK NOW!
Me: Just obey this request and we're done!
Neuro: I'll do ANYTHING to get this done!
Me: SammyJSMarksoles wants you all to read at least one fan fiction of EVERY ship you are in WITH the people the ship is about!
Neuro: For example?
Me:You have to read brainfreeze, Thinkfast, darkthinking, darkfastthinking... I think that was all of them...
Shade: I'M DONE!
Me: You said you wanted your normal body back!
Shade: Ugh! Fine!
*After hours of reading, screaming and crying*
Jay: That... was... TERRIBLE! Not the fan fiction about me and Nya! Just the rest!
Shade: ...............
Turner: OKAY! WE DID WHAT YOU WANTED! NOW CHANCE US BACK!
Me: Fine... *snaps finger and everyone is their normal gender again*
Cole: *looking down at his abs* Oh I missed you guys!
Me: Remember to comment what you want your favourite character to do next chapter and I'll see you soon sweet cherries!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!