✆ 𝙰 𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚜 ✆

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What is this?

You did it?? You actually did it(Y/n) what the hellAre you insane!!

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You did it?? You actually did it
(Y/n) what the hell
Are you insane!!

Yes

What?? Huh?
I'm at a lost

I'm loaded now🤑🤑

Please never use that again

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MY EYES ARE BURNING

Tony Stark who? I only know (Y/n) (L/n)

I'm disowning you

Jokes on you. I disowned myself 30 years ago

You're 17

You can't tell me how to live my life

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What if dinosaurs just feel from the sky because God was done with human kind's bullshit

We would probably all die

Cool
I wonder what the afterlife is like
Is there even an afterlife?
What if after death there's just nothing? Like your conscious just ceases to exist? Maybe it's like an endless void of nothingness

Why are you pondering that

The whole universe is a lie. We're all just the pawns of God's so called game of life
Is there even a God? What is life? Maybe I'm in a coma and this is all one big dream and I'm actually a 72 year old ex male stripper who was in a fatal submarine explosion

Yeah no
I'm pretty sure that none of that is real

HoW dO yOu KnOw ThAt, PeTeR
If that's even your name!?!!?!
For all I know you're one of them

What the actual living hell

DiNoSaUrS
Like imagine the first person to ever find a dinosaur fossil. They were probably like Wot the faq is dis humongo meat stick doing in de ground

Speak like a normal person

Nay
What is this Engoulish you speak of?

Is that a weed?!
I'm calling the police!

Innocent till proven guilty or as I like to call it a virtuous angle till Satan's corruption rots the judge's brain, effectively sending you your new home: the 7 layered cake of hell

Sometimes I worry about your mental state

Sometimes I worry about yours because who in their right mind wears spandex to fight crime

First of all, I didn't make my suit. Tony did so blame him
Secondly, if I remember correctly, you told me you liked it

HAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
I WOULD NEVER

Stop lying

I'm not lying, you're lying

Really??😒

Don't you use that tone on me, BOY

I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get

Tough luck, boo
Don't think Bucky really cares all that much about you no offense

I'm taking offense to that

BuT i SaId No OfFeNsE
You know how you're Spider-Man, right?

Who's Spider-Man?
Of course I know how I'm Spider-Man

So this just got me thinking
Besides the Avengers, do you know any other "famous" people
I want to steal their friendships away from you and make them my friendships
I want an army of famous friends

That sounds terrifying, but yeah I do

Like the Avengers have pretty much adopted me at this point because Natasha is like my mother now and Thor practically just adopted me into the Asgardian way of life and Sam and Bucky are like my biggest fans??

Welcome to the fam, ham

How'd you know I was a pig???!!

Sorry, Sam stole my phone and typed that

Tell Sam I said hi

He said hi back

Ok, so who are your other famous friends

I'm friends with the princess of Wakanda
Her name is Shuri. Have you heard of her??

ASDFGHJKL
OH MY THOR YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH SHURI?!?!!! GIVE ME HER NUMBER BITCH

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She better not kill me for giving you it

Idk man. She's a princess and you just gave a lowly civilian her number. She might have you executed
Now so long, I have a princess to become friends with!!

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