twenty-two; thanksgiving

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team captain america:
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SELNE DION
OUTT OF THE HOSPITAL
BITCHESSS

RDJ
Happy thanksgiving to you too

SELENE DION
my parents are divorced
i havent celebrated that in like
idk how many years i dont do math

MACK ATTACK
but its THANKSGIVING

SELENE DION
im not a ritualist i dont kill chickens

MACK ATTACK
TURKEYS

MARIA
i think my doctor
hates me

DORITO
what did you do this time

MARIA
i told him i dont have a nervous
system, i am a nervous system

MACK ATTACK
idk i would hate you too

SELENE
hEy whos out of atlanta
for thanksgiving?
i dont leave until thursday rip

DORITO
all of us but poor sebastian

SPIDEY
I don't celebrate thanksgiving
but i'm in London!

MARIA
i'm in LA
you would be too
if you didnt take my car
to hook up with sebastian
then crash it

MACK ATTACK
she did WHAT NOW

SELENE
. shes joking.

SEBASTIAN
you can spend thanksgiving
with me and my family
they're in atlanta for the week

SELENE
nope its fine

SEBASTIAN
im sure they still remember
you as the girl who punched me
in front of everyone then dropped
dead

SELENE
how lovely

SEBASTIAN
comeee on it'll be fun

SELENE
i dont knowww

SEBASTIAN
i'll show you a photo
of me wearing a mermaid
outfit

SELENE
oOOOOU OKAY

MACK ATTACK
I thought you dont celebrate
thanksgiving?

SELENE
what are you talking about
i LOVE sacrificing chickens
and... thanking people
and other thanksgiving-y things











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marialodge: maybe heteros do deserve rights


unknown: leak the bucky x jessica kissing scene its what we deserve


jacinwheeler: happy thanksgiving💞



anthonymackie: i thought yall were joking...











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MARIA and SELENE
imessage

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MARIA
are you still at sebs
place? as your friend
i have to say this

SELENE
yeah i am
say what?

MARIA
okay um i love you
but i feel like you two are
taking this too far and we both
know this wont end well
costars dating NEVER ends well
and you have a contract for another
five or ten years

SELENE
its different this time

MARIA
you dont invite a one
night stand to thanksgiving

SELENE
its more than that

MARIA
i dont know i feel like
it all started as a joke and
we ALL laughed along but
him inviting you to his familys
thanksgiving is taking it too far
it was bad enough when you
hooked up drunk

SELENE
guess this is a bad time
to tell you
he asked me on a date
and that i said yes

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