Me: Hello everyone and welcome back to
Sam: our show TRUTH or DARE!
Baby Shade: *starts crying* Dwon't wanna dwo this!
Pale: *holding him* Look what you've done!
Me: Sorry about that!
Sam: Anyway... sadly you can't hold him for so much longer!
Pale: What?
Me: A request from DaWaeKnower! Everyone has to stay away from their significant other for the next four chapters!
Sam: But you can hold him for this!
Me: Actually... I think it's best that one of us hold him!
Sam: Why? *reads the next dare* Ohhh! I understand!
Kai: What?
Me: A dare from Ninja_Puppet Bolobo has to create a spider web out of vines... Karlof will turn into metal and try to chase all of you in it.
Sam: Everyone who gets trapped I. The web has to reveal a dark secret or a guilty pleasure!
Me: So give us da baby Pale!
Pale: *hands Shade to Sam* I swear if you drop him I'll-
Sam: Don't worry! I won't drop this little angel in the first place! *tries to snuggle with him*
Baby Shade: *crying* Dwon't weave mwe with twem Pwale!
Pale: Do I have to do this? Listening to him is heartbreaking!
Me: *watches Bolobo creating the web* Don't worry it will be over soon!
Karlof: *turns himself into metal* When can Karlof start?
Sam: 3...2....1
Me: GO!
*five minutes later*
Sam: Okay! Let's see who's in the web!
Me: Okay, Kai, Jacob, Turner, and Jay! Reveal a dark secret or a guilty pressure!
Kai: I'm gonna go with guilty pressure! I...Like... Watching hot girls... in bikini...
Skylor: KAI WHAT THE ****? I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Turner: I'll go with a dark secret... I love pegasuses...
Neuro: That's not really THAT dark!
Turner: IT'S STILL SUPER EMBARRASSING TO ADMIT!
Zane: You know they don't exist in real life right?
Turner: You're a nindroid with ice powers that have fought not one, but TWO giant snakes!
Sam: Okay, Jacob your turn!
Jacob: I'll go with guilty pleasure! Okay, this sounds super weird just by saying it... but I like the feeling when spiders walk on me...
Jay: EWWWWWW!
Jacob: I just like the feeling okay?
Me: Your turn Jay!
Jay: Dark secret! Hey Kai!
Kai: What?
Jay: I tried to tell you this last year but do you remember that year when all your Halloween candy went missing?
Kai: Yes?
Jay: I WAS THE ONE WHO ATE IT!
Kai: JAY, YOU'RE SO ******* DEAD!
Zane: LANGUAGE!
Sam: I think it's time to end the episode... Remember to comment what you want your favorite character to do and
Me: We'll see you soon you sweet cherries!
Baby Shade: *crying* Chwange mwe bwack!
Me: Just three more chapters little guy!
Baby Shade: *crying* I'm nwot wittle!
Pale: Yes you are!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
