One Piece x Reader Oneshots

Marco x Reader x Ace

Guess who has strep throat? That's right! This dumbass!

Anyway, I liked writing this one, so I hope you enjoy! This one is for smrndn, thanks for requesting!

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"Thanks for letting me on board!" you nearly shouted, smiling widely. "I'm glad to be here, Gramps!"

His booming, deep laugh filled the entire ship. "About time you came, kid," he said. "How's your dumbass of a father been?"

You chuckled. "Fine? As great as a dumbass can be. But honestly, he was crying and whining and hanging on to me when I set off to meet up here. Ben had to tear him off..."

"Hah! Sounds like him. Well, go on and greet the crew. They're excited to meet ya, I've kept you long enough."

"Right! See ya later," you said. You slipped out of the captain's quarters and onto the main deck, only to be practically pushed back in. You let out a huff of air, being pushed onto the floor. "Ace, get off'a me, ya dork!" you shouted, laughing.

"(Y/N)! It's been forever!"

You laughed. "I know, but you should get off me, you're heavy!"

He finally got off you and helped you up with a grin.

"How've you been?" he asked, adjusting his orange hat.

"Pretty good, actually. I watched your whole upstart rookie adventure through the news. You were really strong, and you got a devil fruit. It was fun to watch you succeed," you said, smiling. "Before you totally got your ass kicked by Gramps," you added.

He playfully punched you. "Shaddup. I know a certain someone's bounty is higher than yours," he said, smirking.

You snorted. "Only cause I don't go running around screaming like an idiot and drawing a bunch of attention to me. But I don't even have to do that to have a bounty that competes with yours," you teased.

"Yeah? So you think you could beat me right now?"

You scoffed. "I know so."

"If it's the same as before, I'll kick your ass!" he declared, lighting his hand on fire.

"You know," you said, pretending to think. "I wonder what could put out fire..." You formed a water bubble above your hand and expanded it.

He narrowed his eyes. "Since when did that happen? Cheater."

You could only laugh. "Sore loser before I even have the chance to kick your ass, impressive Ace."

His fire was put out when another division commanders hit him upside the head.

"Don't go challenging the newbie on the first day-yoi," he said. "Sorry about this bonehead-yoi." He stretched out his hand. "Marco, first division commander."

"(Y/N), good to meetcha." You shook his hand with a small smirk. "And don't worry about it, I knew this dumbass when he was a kid. Think he's idiotic now, shoulda seen him when he was 10. He was so shy, too. A loud, shy, dumbass kid."

He cocked an eyebrow. "This impulsive, loudmouthed idiot? Shy?"

"Ouch," Ace said, feigning offense as he put a hand up to his chest.

"Yeah, his entire face would turn red if a girl got too close to him!"

"(Y/N)! Don't ruin my reputation," he said dramatically.

"Acey, dear, now do correct me if I'm wrong, but around here isn't that reputation one as, and I quote, an 'impulsive, loudmouthed idiot'?"

"Hey, while you fools were messing around, the welcome party is starting!" one of the crew members---Thatch---shouted.