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Crazy
IM ALIVE I PROMISE  SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKDKDKDKDKSKDKSKSKSKSKSKSK

Grandpa
Nobody asked

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Grandpa No thank you

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Grandpa
No thank you

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"No thank you" what? There's nothing to no thank you

Grandpa
You can no thank you anything sis
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You wanna go for a walk? No thank you
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You want some food? No thank you
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Can you lend me some cash? No thank you
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Is that a bird? No thank you

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Wow
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Impressive
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My mouth hurts lmao

Grandpa
Oh yeah how'd the surgery go?

Crazy
I was nervous about the needle at first but then it happened and they gave me the happy juice and I was out like a light
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All I remember before going was a bubbly feeling rising up, laughing a bit, and then darkness
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Apparently I was a good patient
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Did you know it only takes 15 to 20 minutes to remove the teeth? I didn't

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Good lord you talk a lot

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Grandpa No thank you

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Grandpa
No thank you

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Grandpa I'm afraid not my friend

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Grandpa
I'm afraid not my friend

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I'm going to find a way to slap you through this phone 

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Good luck

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Thank you
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Also
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Do yA eVEr jUsT wAnnA cRI?
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Crazy Honestly I couldn't stop myself from crying because its so true

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Honestly I couldn't stop myself from crying because its so true

Grandpa
Yeet

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Also due to the teeth wrenching time I have a hole in my mouth that food gets trapped in
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I kinda wanna walk into my dentists office and ask them to fill it like a cavity

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I'm so...
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Disgusted

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Oof sorry I gtg I have stuff to do

Crazy
Oh okay, bye

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Kinda
Anyway love y'all and I'm sorry for not updating a lot/as much as I should
I need to feed y'all better
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