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unknown number:

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sent 8:24 pm

amelia:

what is this, 2014?

sent 8:25 pm

unknown number:

some cats will imitate the cry of babies to convince humans to feed them! <to cancel daily cat facts, reply 'cancel'>.

sent 8:30 pm

amelia:

are you seriously the barista i gave my number to?

sent 8:32 pm

you really don't seem the type.

sent 8:33 pm

unknown number:

nope! he gave your number to me because i am WAY cuter. trust me, he'd know. ;)

sent 8:37 pm

amelia:

i'm pretty sure that's not legal smh!

sent 8:39 pm

and what the hell is that supposed to mean?

sent 8:40 pm

unknown number:

means your gaydar is shit, princess;)

sent 8:49 pm

amelia:

you're kidding. that's so embarrassing!

sent 8:52 pm

my friend told me he thought i was cute and i really did believe it. lmao, go me! >:|

sent 8:52 pm

unknown number:

hate to break it to ya, amelia, but i'm prettyyy sure he thought your gucci belt was cute.

sent 8:55 pm

it's ok though, i still think you're cute.

sent 8:57 pm

amelia:

you would have me blushing if i knew you were my age...

sent 9:00 pm

now that cute barista boy handed my number off, you could be my teacher or someone...gross

sent 9:00 pm

unknown number:

maybe this will help.

image_3029 attached.

sent 9:05 pm

i inspect the student id. the barcode, id number, and logo were all in their respective places. no one is enough of a loser to fake a student id, so it was definitely real.

unfourtunately though, he had managed to crop it so all i could see was his grade. no name, picture, birthdate, anything.

mystery boy was a senior at my high school.

still, i play with him anyways.

amelia:

that could be anyone's id. take a picture with a fork next to the id to prove your identity;)

sent 9:06 pm

unknown number:

this reminds me of when google thinks i'm a robot and won't let me on to sites:(

fine, i'll satisfy your trust issues.

image_3030 attached.

sent 9:08 pm

amelia:

hm. okay. can i have a name? you know mine.

sent 9:10 pm

unknown number:

too personal, princess. maybe tomorrow?;)

sent 9:11 pm 

read 9:12 pm