To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

✆ 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝙸𝚝 𝙾𝚛 𝙽𝚘𝚝 ✆

✆ ᏟᎪᏞᏞ ✆
╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚  Bold- peter  ╝

Before you come at me, I am well aware that it's like two in the morning

So, that means I can't yell at you?

Are you serious?!
Of course that's what I'm getting at

No need to be so rude

nO nEeD tO bE sO rUdE
That's what you sound like

Stop. Get some help

You can't tell me what to do!
Ok, but I legit cannot believe Tony's idea actually worked
Like who knew he knew another teenager
He seems to adopt kids everywhere he goes

He does and it's a real problem
There's a blue, space cyborg with murderous tendencies that he pretty much adopted while stranded in space

Should I be concerned?

Nah, she's chill
Once her giant prune father was killed, she was as happy as a programmed emotion algorithm could be

Isn't that cyborgist, Peter

That's what she told me

Anyway, like this Harley kid is actually insane
Can you even believe he let the Tony Stark live in his garage when he was like ten?!

First time I met Tony he was sitting on my couch and talking with my aunt

Now I want Tony to randomly show up at my house

Don't let him hear you say that because than he'll appear

Tony Stark is the real Bloody Mary, and that's the tea
So how was it seeing someone else in your Spidey suit because it was trippy as hell for me

Weird, I guess
I never realized how odd it was to be seen wearing that till Harley wore it

Spandex-Man? I think yes

(Y/n), no

(Y/n), yes

Is there a reason you called me?

Well, I just wanted to talk about how the plan totally worked because my brain is fried from trying to edit a video

Editing at 2:35 in the morning does not seem reasonable

All the popular YouTubers do it, so I can too
I've only posted one other video on my account, and it was of me going to Asgard

What's this one about?

My death sentence trip!
Aka me at in the Avengers wildlife exhibit

You at the compound
People would live for you if all you ever posted was videos with the Avengers in them

That's my whole brand, Peter

I'm well aware
That's all you ever tweet about