Dare 38

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A dare from fan_girl2403

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I dare all the freaking bots and cons and humans to do what ever smokey and bee says no matter how crazy it is and they can't fight back!! (And smokey,bee... plz go crazy on it make them do whatever ya want!);-)

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Author: Lol she even asked if this would ever make it into the book and now it-

Smokes: OMG THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!

Bee: *reads and gets excited*

Bulk: oh NO-

WJ: Well, at least we don't have to do whatever the Doc tells us.

Ratchet: DON'T CALL ME DOC.

Taylor: *has a brace over her knee (from last dare) thanks to Ratchet* Well, you are a doctor. *oh, and is sitting on his shoulder plate*

Jack: *staring at Raylor cus he still doesn't believe they are NOT a couple*

OP: *actually a little nervous about this dare*

Smokes: I have so many ideas!! *turns to Bee* Isn't this great?!

Bee: *nods enthusiastically* <Yeah!!>

Arcee: Well, lets not go crazy.

Author: The dares says, by all means, GO CRAZY-

Smokes: *turns to Arcee* KISS BEE.

Bee: <Ye- wAIT WHAT->

Arcee: o///o HOLD ON-

Author: FRAGGIN DO IT.

Arcee: *frowns* fine.. *light peck*

Bee: *happy child* ^/////^ <Bulkhead, I dare you to hoist Wheeljack onto your shoulders.>

Bulk: Easy. *suddenly picks up Wheeljack*

WJ: WAGH.

Smokes: NOW GO AROUND LIKE A COWBOI AND HORSE!!

Bullk and WJ: *smirk*

Bulk: *trots off ridiculously* NEIGH

WJ: *starts throwing pretend lasso at the kids* Round em up!! YEEE-HAAH!!

Kids: *run away screaming*

Author: LOLZ its funny cus he actually says that. *silently dying*

Bee: *turns to OP* <My turn!! Lift me!!>

OP: *relaxes* Alright. *lifts him onto shoulders*

Bee: <Haha!!>

Smokes: *excited* NOW YOU GUYS ARE DOIN A RODEO WITH BULK AND WJ!!

OP: *turns triumphantly*

Bulk: *SNORT*

Bee: *holds onto pretend cowboy hat as OP charges* <BANG!> *finger guns*

*rodeo ensues and races off*

Smokes: Now for the others-

Ratchet: But Bee is gone-

Smokes: BUT I'M STILL HERE!! *points* TAYLOR, KISS RATCHET ON THE FACEPLATE RIGHT NOW!!

Raylor: O///O

Arcee: Smokescreen was the one we really had to worry about to begin with...

Taylor: *squirming, but kisses his helm after stretching out*

Ratchet: 

Author: *whispers* SORRY NOT SORRY THEY ARE SO ADORABLE-

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Author: *whispers* SORRY NOT SORRY THEY ARE SO ADORABLE-

All the kids: *seriously, why aren't they a thing?*

Smokes: *evil laughter*

Ultra Magnus: *is trying to sneak out of the room*

Smokes: *WHIPS AROUND* Your turn!! Now, you must call me commander for the remainder of this book!!

Author: *thinks* Meh, I'll let it slide.

Ultra Magnus: But you are...

Smokes: *cocky* What? I'm what?

Ultra Magnus: ... *grumbles* commander...

Smokes: HAHA YES.

OP: *rumbles back in with Bee still over on his shoulders*

Bee: <I know what I should tell all the Cons to do!!!>

Smokes: They aren't here tho...

Author: Oh, no problem. Tell me what you want them to do and then they will start doing it.

Bee: *blinks* <Uuh.. okay? Well, I was gonna tell them to all do the chicken dance->

Author: DONE. *waves hand*

*Aboard the Nemesis*

All Cons: *start doing the chicken dance*

Megs: *dancing* WHAT THE-

SS: *dancing* NOT THIS AGAIN!!

St3ve: *dancing* Hey, I didn't even know I could do this!!

Predaking: *dancing* Help. This feels wrong.

SHW: *dancing* ILLOGICAL-

*Back at Autobot base*

Autobots and kids: *all watching the footage thanks to Author*

Literally everyone: *dying of laughter*

Author: *crosses arms with smirk* You're welcome. And thanks for the dare, fan_girl2403 I think we all enjoyed it. REMEMBER, THE VOTE IS STILL GOIN ON-

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