❝Idiot❞ [ᴊᴀᴇɴᴏ] ✔

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UwuCas
Hey guys,
Wanna hear a pun?

HenderyBeyonce
No.
Btw UwuCas?
Tf happened to LucasBiebertheThird?

UwuCas
My boyfriend changed it.
He loves cute things.
I mean-
I can't say no when he showed me the PUPPY EYES
Ma hart is going boom boom. (nct dreams' we boom is quaking-)

JaemJaemi
Rip LucasBiebertheThird.
You will be forever missed.

UwuCas
Well this is utterly disappointing
You disgraceful child.

JaemJaemi
I ain't your heckin' son.
Bow before me peasant as you are my pet.

JisungLovesJaemin
Ew no.
And who the flying frick changed my username?

YingandYang
Well it clearly says 'Jaemin'

JisungLovesJaemin
You don't say.

JaemJaemi
C'mon Jisung,you love me!
Give me a kiss on the cheek you fluffy chicken lookin' rascal

JisungLovesJaemin
Okay.
I'm gonna be offline for 5 minutes-
I'm on my vomiting session-

HenderyBeyonce
No Jaemin.
Just no.

YingandYang
Can I just say something?
Ew!

UwuCas
Oh shut up Regina Gorge

YingandYang
Excuse me?
I am not worthy to be that Bitch.

UwuCas
You're single tho.

YingandYang
For now. You tall tree.

UwuCas
Shut up you small flower.

JaemJaemi
Hey.
Why did the coffee file a police report?

JisungLovesJaemin
Oh boy.

UwuCas
Ooooooh why?

JaemJaemi
It got mugged.

UwuCas
OHHHH I GET IT
SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSK

JisungLovesJaemin
Still terrible.

YingandYang
Am I the only one who doesn't understand this shit?

HenderyBeyonce
Don't worry,me either

JaemJaemi
I got another one!
How does a penguin build it's house?

UwuCas
How?

JaemJaemi
Igloos it together.

UwuCas
OHHHH THIS ONE SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK I LOVE THIS ONE.

JisungLovesJaemin
Hmm.
Not bad for a cringeworthy dad joke.

HenderyBeyonce
Best one so far if I say so myself.

JaemJaemi
I KNOW RIGHT???

YingandYang
..
still don't understand.

UwuCas
...
You clueless moron

YingandYang
Shut up you old grandpa

UwuCas
Nani?
I'm older by a year-

YingandYang
...
Still old.

UwuCas
I-
Sigh.
Btw Jaemin how did it goooooo?

JaemJaemi
Uhh what?

UwuCas
What did she say?

JaemJaemi
Waht?

UwuCas
Shuhua
You know, the dare I gave you.

JaemJaemi
Oh,it went horriblY WRONG

UwuCas
Knew it.
What happened?

JaemJaemi
I DUNNO
MAYBE CAUSE YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER.

UwuCas
No I didn't

JaemJaemi
THEN WHY IS IT A HE?????

UwuCas
He?

JaemJaemi
HE

JisungLovesJaemin
Ohhhh crap.

YingandYang
Jaemin's gonna be gay.

HenderyBeyonce
Agreed

JaemJaemi
Btw his name is Jeno and he's kinda cute

JisungLovesJaemin
CUTE

HenderyBeyonce
C U T E

YingandYang
I Wanna see his face

JaemJaemi
Uhhhh no.
Y'all are strangers for him.

UwuCas
I-

YingandYang
Fuck you.

JaemJaemi
Uhm.
I'm straight.

YingandYang
I-

JisungLovesJaemin
Skskskskskskskksksksks

JaemJaemi

So basically, I've been watching Sanders sides from Thomas Sanders... didn't realize how I am that late.
Skskksksksk

Btw I ship logicality

Patton is so cute uwu 💕

Don't @ me