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resident evil 2 is great and heres why + me being an idiot

resident evil 2 . . * iNhaLeS *

is honestly one of the best remakes and games i've ever played .

SPOILERS UP AHEAD

1 ;; the graphics are phenomenal
ah ,, graphics . one of the biggest turns one and turns offs of modern day video games ( not that kinda of turn on yA pERveRt )

so ,, what's the biggest reason resident evil 2's remake manages to make it up to number 1 on my list of remakes ? graphics . it's so surreal and CAPCOM manages to make a zombie game sO dAMn bEAutIfUL . like the shadows of fookin traffic cones are so well done i —

2 ;; likable and unbelievably hot characters
LeOn cAN pUnCh mE iN tHe fACe aNd i'D sTilL sAY tHaNk yOU :"))

it's not only the likable characters that make a game great ,, it's the unlikable ones too . like chief iron makes me want to yeet someone into the pacific ocean — but that's not the point .

it just made me so satisfied when sherry threw acid at that fAT tUrd'S fACe

bUrN bItch ,, BUUUUURN !!!

someone add that to the list of reasons why i should be in a mental hospital .

not to mention this game makes me mega gay ; like claire is so damn hot when she's stabbing zombies in the guts .

i really need to see a therapist —

buT fRIcK aDA ,, like even though she's badass , saved my bean's life a couple times and gOT a sMokIn' BoDY

she's a bitch

like

grrrrr ,, i'm not gonna spoil another game

3 ;; resident evil 7 was a success

after the huge hit ,, re7 . everyone was excited for a new game and CAPCOM did not let us down .

personally i liked re2 waaaay more — it's just the graphics were better and 7 was just too disturbing .

im not going to go into detail because — spoilers .

re2's remake had a huge improvement with the graphics and it managed to keep all the good parts whilst removing the uh — not so good parts .

and it really fulfills all the resident evil fans who are looking forward to replaying such a great game .

but it's probably not the best idea to remake 3 , 4 , 5 and all the others because they might not be as good —

i mean re2 was a very hit or miss thing to do ,, because most remakes end up hated — like sequels . it's just a huge let - down .

enough of the talking — let's move on the me playing the game

MEMES

me : aH i lOvE hOrROr gAMes iM sO exCited !!

also me : sees bloody police guy * ScrEaMs lIke a coUghINg dOnkEY *

me : * first time playing * i'm going to do this !

also me : * empties entire magazine trying to open the lock when the key was in the room right in front of me *

also me : wHerES aLl mY aMmO ??

me : im so damn smart like wtf this game is so easy ha

also me : * google searches where to find detonator *

tyrant : * hops outta nowhere ,, removes a friggin helicopter and starts following me *

me : * LOUD SCREECHING NOISES *

me : gotta save up resources for the boss fights

also me : * uses all my flash grenades on normal zombos and cries *

dead man : they're as blind as bats but can hear everything . so don't go running around shooting yer gun like a fackin idiot

me : got it

also me : i aInT gOIn sLeEP cUz oF yALl ,, YaLl nEVer gONnA sLEep cuZ oF mE

licker : * ANGRY LICKING NOISES *

me : AHHH FUUUUU —

tyrant : * LOUD STOMPING NOISES *

me : ah shit im gonna die im gonna die * runs *

tyrant : wHy aRe yOU rUnNIn ,, wHY arE yOu RuNnIn ??

me : HAHAH FAST AS FUCC BOI

me : * reaches dead end *

tyrant : * insert lenny face *

sherry : why are you doing this ?

claire : because i care

me : awww

also me : sHeRrY yOu hOe fAcKiN rUn !!!!

leon : * exists *

me : * EXTREME FANGIRL NOISES *

chief irons : * breathes *

me : i hope you burn in hell dumb fraud .

claire : you asshole

me : aHhh SO hAwT

ada : * very emotional scene where she lets go of leon's hand and falls to her death *

me : * CRIIII *

also me : never liked that bitch anyway

annette : * neglects her daughter and leaves her during a zombie apocalypse with chief irons who later dies *

me : what a useless mother ,, you keep making claire's life harder you lil ho — jUst dIe

sherry : * is implanted with the g - virus *

annette : oh shit * mother instincts : on *

me : uGh fINaLly ,, nOw bE uSeFul

annette : * saves sherry and dies *

me : WAAAAAAH WHYYY

i could go on and on ,, but you guys are probably annoyed —

i really recommend playing this game ( even though i just spoiled a ton )

it's really really good .

well then , bye ! <3