julia : LET'S ALL RAID AREA 51
lina : wtf that's gonna be happening on september 20
kearstyn : OMG MY HOME
will : kwnekojwosk
julia : I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK LETS GO NOW
noah : we need guns & weapons though
abby : THATS WHY YOURE HERE 😀
noah : *understands that he's the weapon*
julia : STOP WTF
she starts looking for something in her pocket & finds a giantic gun what the fuck was that doing in her pocket. she wants to show it to everyone but noah knocks his head on it & faints.
abby : WTF!!!!!!
maddie : YEAH WTF U ALMOST KILLED NOAH
abby : NO I MEAN WTF HE ALMOST BROKE MY GUN OMG I HATE HIM
alireza : Stop
but the group forgot to think about the most important thing. how are they gonna get a car & a driver.
alireza : *takes his sunglasses & wears them* i got this 😎
everyone is shocked because he starts running away from the group.
abby : WTF U SCARED HIM AWAY
but suddendly there's a noise *vroom vroom* & everyone turns around to see alireza, driving a porche with the music on.
jenna : what the FUCK is he doing
abby : good job!! 😊👏🏻
the group is now heading to nevada & alynne, maddie & lina were talking about how BADLY they wanted to pet an alien
maddie : ill call him noah just like my boyfriend 😍😍
alynne & lina : EWW
alynne : omg im gonna get him some makeup & ill teach him how to be a dumb tit just like me 😀
lina : ILL CALL HIM ZUZIZOO
abby, the worst person in the world, interferes & starts yelling at lina when no one even asked.
abby : WTF THATS BETRAYAL TOWARDS UR STUPID BIRD
jenna : STFU ABBY IT STILL HURTS LINA A LOT SHE MISSES HER BIRD
lina : 🥺🥺
jenna : shhhhh dont listen to her its ok shhh... i gotcha
noah was having a nice conversation with alireza but he didn't give a single fuck to what noah's stupid self was saying because he wouldn't stop looking at lina behind him
alireza : 👀👀👀👀
lina : WTF IM BLUSHING 🙈
abby : 🙄
the group was now at area 51 & they were trying to figure out a way to get in without being seen. but as usual, noah was talking too much & it was annoying.
noah : so i think that if i go down there with maddie & the others go this way, we could distract them then-
abby : U TALK TOO MUCH *she grabs noah & starts playing archery with noah's body*
everyone : WTF
noah lands on a security guard who immediatly dies & the group can now walk to the building. they had to be very slick but sarah's dumbass got up & shot everyone with alireza's gun.
flower : 😍😍😍😍😍
but suddendly, alireza holds lina's hand & they kiss in front of abby but nobody cares about her stupid self.
alireza : I want to marry you
lina : OMG I LOVE U
abby : WTF
alireza : *looks at abby* The Tiger is coming
suddendly, a tiger comes from i dont know where & starts chasing abby. she falls. everyone laughs because she's a loser.
a few minutes later, the group finds the aliens.
maddie, alynne & lina : *screaming & kidnaps them*
but abby was REALLY mad at lina for marrying alireza so she suddendly carries her & attempts to throw her in the pit.
lina : WTF
fortunatly, kathryn & kearstyn were here & had the situation undercontrol. they knock abby out & everyone laughs. everyone leaves but when they get to the car, they realize they forgot alireza inside!!!
lina : NO 😭 ILL GO GET MY BABY
poor alireza, he was abandoned so he cries.
on their way back home, alynne & noah were talking & gossiping about will & how WEIRD he was
alynne : HAHA I HATE HIM SO MUCH
noah : I KNOW WTF HE SMELLS
alynne : sometimes i literally wanna punch him
noah : OMG ILL SHOW U HOW
noah punches will & he falls off the car & flies but no one cares while alynne & noah were laughing!!
(to be continued)
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the trip: noah + nsb gc
Adventurewhen noah schnapp goes on a trip and decides to bring the noah silly bandz gc with him, his trip wasn't how he expected to be..
