Weird Philosophical Questions.

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*Rylan has created a group chat*

*Everyone has logged on*

Rylan- It's question time.

Y/n- Oh god.

Steve- What?

Sam- Question time?

Rylan- Yes. Question time.

Nat- What kind of questions?

Y/n- Rylan no.

Rylan- Rylan yes.

Wanda- Anyone else confused?

Madylen- I have a feeling I know what's gonna happen.

Bucky- I do not trust.

Y/n- You should not trust.

Rylan- I want to ask my question.

Clint- So ask your question.

Tony- Idiot.

Y/n- What have you done??!

Rylan- Who is Will?

Peter- Who is who?

Rylan- Will! Who is Will? and why who is everyone so mad at him?

Scott- I'm confused.

Stephen- Airnt we all.

Rylan- Okay, so you know how with fireing squads they say 'Fire at will'? Who is this Will, and why does everyone wanna fire at him?

Y/n- Oh my god.

Pietro- PFFT

Nat- What the fuck is happening?

Rylan- Another thing! If you commit man slaughter or murder but the person wanted to die would it be classed as assisted susiside? What about getting the death penalty for failing susiside?

Wade- Are you Okay?

Rylan- Nope!

Loki- What is wrong???

Rylan- I haven't slept in like- Wait what day is it?

Madylen- Really Rylan?

Rylan- Time is relative! It's an illusion! A social construct!

Wanda- You're crazy.

Rylan- Oh I know.

Loki- Wait, why haven't you slept?

Rylan- I've been in the lab.

Madylen- Doing what?

Rylan- Ever heard of the muti-verse theory?

Bruce- You didn't.

Rylan- I did.

Bucky- Did What?

Y/n- Does it work?!

T'Challa- Does what work?

Rylan- It does.

Madylen- Have you used it?!

Scott- What?!?!?

Rylan- I have.

Nat- Can someone please explain.

Rylan- The multi-verse theory suggests that there are an infanatie number of universes where every possibility takes place.

Stephen- Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Rylan- Really depends on what you think I'm saying.

Tony- Did you create a multiverse portal?!?!

Rylan- I did.

Peter- Wait, really?!

Rylan- Yeah!

Y/n- How???

Rylan- Well I did have some help.

Madylen- From who?

Wade- Wait, I think i know.

Rylan- Wade hush. It was batman.

Tony- No. Frickin. Way.

Rylan- Yeah dude.

Bruce- You're gonna let us use it Right?

Rylan- Well, like, a few at a time.

Madylen- I wanna go first!

Y/n- Same!

Rylan- X-men universe?

Madylen- Heck Yeah!

Pietro- I'm coming too!

Rylan- C'mon then! The rest of you can whach how it works. Just in case.

Everyone else- Okay!

*Everyone has logged off*

*The group chat has disbanded*

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