Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)

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Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: baby
Uraraka: Kirby
Iida: GottaGoFast
Tsuyu: datboi
Todoroki: Canada
Bakugo: AngryPupper
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: Zappydaddy
Sero: Bondage
Mina: Area51AlienHoe
Jiro: BisexualiTEA
Momo: GOD
Tokoyami: WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: InvisiBitch
Aoyama: TittyCroissant
Koda: SweetCheeks
Sato: FeedMeSenpai
Shinso: PleaseSleep
Yui: KudereHoe
Kendo: SisterFister
Monoma: Kazookid
Teruteru: DaddyShark
Ibara: MissJesusChrist
Mei: RoboThot

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
Shigaraki: Handjob
Toga: StabbyCutie
Dabi: burntnugget
Twice: whoareyouimyou
Magne: Fuckgender
Kurogiri: Mamagiri

Kirby: im lowkey a pig lmao

Area51AlienHoe: lol mood

FeedMeSenpai: Same..

baby: I will kill you.

GOD: O-oh my-

baby: I will fucking kill you over and over until you fucking love yourself.

baby: I. WILL. END. YOUR. LIFE. LOVE. YOURSELF. OR. I'LL. FUCKING. CRY. AT. YOU.

Canada: I feel truly enthusiastic about loving myself, thank you.

baby: bITCH DONT BE SARCASTIC WITH ME OR I WILL  H U G  YOU

Canada: I...Would like a hug, actually

baby: I WILL IF YOU FUCKING LOVE YOURSELF

StabbyCutie: Damn now i wanna have dinner with my victims and get to know them before i fucking stab them

baby: THATS IT GET OUT OF MY CLOSET AND GIVE ME A MOTHERFUCKING HUG OR ILL END YOU

Kazookid: Wait, youre giving people hugs if they hate themselves?? Thats fucking stupid

baby: YOULL GET A FUCKING HUG TOO DONT HIDE YOUR FEELINGS BY MOCKING PEOPLE

StabbyCutie: Wow i got a hug for once that was so fucking weird

StabbyCutie: Imma go stab a few people and hug their dead bodies-

baby: Thats the spirit! You go do that!

BabyShark: So manly, I'm crying

DaddyShark: Dont cry, bro! I'll cry!

InvisiBitch: Im hungry smh

baby: hI HUNGRY IM IZUKU

Kirby: I swear on my life that I will protect you from the outside world even though i probably need to protect the world from you-

GOD: If you're hungry, just get food from the fridge.

baby: Ah, the enslaved winter

SourGrape: That actually makes sense?? what-

Zappydaddy: It made a lot of sense-

baby: not to be random again but all you girls are fucking perfect angelic queens and I will torture anyone who says different smh

Area51AlienHoe: not to be a little bakubitch but I lowkey pray to god for anyone that has to face this broccolis wrath

Area51AlienHoe: sorry autocorrect lmao

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