Bnha boyfriend scenarios (+ headcanon's, one shots + imagines)

Things I (a asexual) is sick of hearing

Please for the love of god, don't ask these's

Is that real?

Yep, has been for the past 21 centuries

You've never had sex? That sucks.

I could have sex, but I don't wanna, excuse me if I don't wanna feel like my insides are being ripped out and start to bleed as a first experience

Sooo.... you hate sex?

That's not it, us Asexuals don't hate sex. We just aren't interested in having it.

How do you live?

My heart beats, my sexuality won't change my heart rate trust me

But sex is such a stress reliever?

You getting out of my face would be a stress reliever, We are not interested in sex.

There is also yoga, sleeping, eating. Other things that can be a stress reliever

You just need to get laid

You seem to be lacking understanding.

I'M.NOT.INTERESTED!!!!

How are you on so many dates then? (True I do go on a lot of dates)

Being Asexual doesn't mean I don't date people from time to time, it just means I don't want a sexual relationship with them

How can you find someone physically attractive?

Simple, I look at their face.

I'm asexual, not blind

So your practicing abstinence?

Asexual and abstinence are not the same thing

How do you know if you have never tired it?

The same way you knew you were into sex without having it

No one is gonna wanna be with you if you don't want sex

Being in a relationship is not just for sex. You get in a relationship because you love the person. All sex does is give you a bit more pleasure.

If your special someone doesn't wanna be in a relationship with you just because you don't wanna have sex then they aren't worth running after. Being in a relationship is for love not sex

So you don't wanna get married and have kids?

I can get married without sex

Marriage is to vow that you want to stay with that special someone forever.

Also you know there is something called adoption right?

Sex is scary at first but You'll grow into it.

Being scared of it isn't the case (mainly)

It's because we are not interested

Or maybe it's both

We are scared and we are not interested

Don't give up on sex just because of one bad experience.

You gave up on that child when the condom snapped so don't talk to me about giving up on sex

Does this mean you reproduce yourself?

I hear this everyday

*facetables*

Asexuals are not bacteria!

We can't do that

You just haven't met the right one yet?

That's not how Asexual works

Oh so your just picky/not a whore? okay special snowflake

That's not the case, I'm not interested.

Your making it seem like it's normal to be a whore, that just makes it even worse

I can fix that

I'd rather you not

Get your hands of me

(This actually happened before)

I'm not interested in a sexual relationship, get over it!

You'll change your mind later, your just a late bloomer

Yeah sure, for a good couple of 14 years

I still haven't changed my mind

You can't be asexual if your in a relationship

You can't be cheating on your boyfriend with his best friend but you did it anyway

Being Asexual just means we aren't interested in a SEXUAL relationship, not just relationships all together

Oh so your celibate?

No.... that's not how it works

Some Asexuals but not all

That's not a real thing

*grabs a dictionary* what's that word right there?!?!

Asexual!

It's a thing trust me!

Your just selfish/a tease

No I'm just not interested

So your just gonna be alone forever?

I will most likely be in a relationship before I die, just not a sexual one

You probably have a childhood trauma thats repressing you

No..... just no

Some Asexuals have been abused (most have actually)

Yes I am one of them

But that isn't the case for all of them

They are getting mentally abused tho for people that ask questions like that

You've got to fuck someone

You've got to fuck off

You can't be asexual, your not a plant

The joke was funny the first time but now you need to fuck off with it