❝Idiot❞ [ᴊᴀᴇɴᴏ] ✔

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"Dude,that's gay." Renjun chuckled.

"Don't dude me! I fucking got a message saying 'hey if you want to be my girlfriend, I don't mind.' from a fucking stranger! And it's a boy- well he's the same age as me tho but still!" Jeno ranted. He did not like this Jaemin guy. For him,he was a stranger. He couldn't just trust him by looking at his pictures.

"Let me tell you a question, why did you even reply?" Renjun asked. "I mean- I would just leave it on read,to be honest."

"Let me tell you a better question,why the hell you showed this 'Jaemin' guy your face?" Donghyuck asked as he looked at Jeno curiously.

"Well- uhm. First of all, if I just leave it on read- Jaemin would think that I'm a girl a keep on spamming me and I don't want that shit to happen. Second, I-" Jeno started to think. Why did he show a damn stranger his face? (A/N: bcuz you guys are going to be boyfriends- sorry.) "I actually don't even know." Jeno sighed in defeat.

"Just as I thought, Jeno. You're stupid." Donghyuck slap his head. And winced in pain after doing so.

"I- Excuse me? I am very smart if I say so myself! I'm smarter than you!" Jeno pouted. Well,he is smart.

"You're very smart in learning, but not in....life." Renjun said and looked at Donghyuck who nodded his head.

"It's true though, Jeno-"

"DOES THAT MEAN JENO'S A ROBOT?" A loud,Canadian voice suddenly appeared. Yes, it's mark.

"AHHHHHHHH- oh,it's just mark." Renjun who was screaming hysterically,calmed down after knowing it was Mark. To be honest, if Renjun kept on screaming,he'll be a beaver.

"Markie-Pooh~" Donghyuck voice softened and pecked Mark's lips. All Renjun and Jeno could do is looked in disgust.

"Ew- stop. We're at school lovebirds." Jeno cleared his throat.

"Shut up single ass bitch." Donghyuck hissed and Jeno gasped as he made an offended face.

"Donghyuck- baby. Calm down. So,what were you guys talking about?" Mark asked.

"It's none of your business, Mark" Jeno answered.

"Aw, Please?" Mark asked once again.

"For the last time mark, it's none of your business-"

"So basically, yesterday Jeno got a message from someone called 'Jaemin' saying 'hey,if you want to be my girlfriend,I don't mind' and for some APPARENT REASONS. Jeno ACCIDENTALLY showed 'Jaemin' guy his face and Jeno's not happy about it-" Donghyuck ranted and stopped when he noticed,he SPILLED the tea.

"Donghyuck, you asshole." Renjun rolled his eyes.

"Oops,sorry."

"Jaemin? You mean Jaemin in our school? What's his full name and what does he look like?" Mark asked and Jeno gulped.

"Well uh, if I remember, his full name is Na Jaemin. Pink hair,big eyes,white and smooth skin." Jeno said.

"Are you talking about The Jaemin in our school?"

"What? No! I'm talking about The Jaemin who texted me-"

"I know! But the description you said to me. It's clearly Na Jaemin from our school." Mark replied

"What? No way!"

"If you don't trust me,then look back" Mark casually answered.

Jeno looked back. From a far he could see him. Those pink hair. Big sharp eyes. Smooth skin. It's Na Jaemin.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME SCHOOL AS ME?" Jeno yelled. He's going crazy. First the text. Now this!? Why world!?

Jeno calmed down. "It's fine,I can just ignore that he exists in this school. Everything will be just fine."

"Uhm, there's one problem Jeno." Mark scratched his neck and laughed nervously.

"Na Jaemin and I are friends. Best friends."

Shit.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNNN

IT'S THE BEGINNING OF A NEW LIFE.

A CUTE LIFE.

A JAENO LIFE.

Skskskksksksksksksksksksksksksk

Sorry.