Because I'm bored

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Chie's weakness

Shizu with Bakugou's arm thingy... yeah: ah
Chie: 0_0 it's a baby with a gun
Chie: *inhales* ITS A BABY WITH A GUN
chie: I'm calling the police ◕‿‿◕
Chie: they hung up
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
Chie: it's a baby with a gun 🤭
Chie: *eating sugar* comfort eating.... it's just sugar (❍ᴥ❍Ʋ)
Shizu: -_-
Chie: awww it's a baby with a gun (ᵔᴥᵔ)
Shizu: :3
Chie: ITS A BABY WITH A GUN!!! (╯°□°)╯ *flips the table*
Shizu: 0_0 damn
Chie: who sent you? Was it Bakugou?
Shizu: no I stole it from him
Chie: I will buy him a new tub ಠ╭╮ಠ
Chie: *on the phone* you got insurance for babies with guns? Oh really
Chie: *on top of the counter like a cat* get out
Shizu: no
Chie: how's about my trade? Okay I will give you this 🍫 and you give me that. Now isn't that better... oh
Shizu: *has the thingy and the chocolate*
Chie: I'm really stupid
Shizu: yes you are
Chie: *points a gun at Shizu*
Shizu: ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ
Chie: oh not so nice is it? I'm a woman with a gun, what are you? Your a baby with a gun you are nothing!
Shizu: ◉_◉
Chie: I'm sorry you don't deserve that your young
Shizu: I'm the same age as you!
Chie: just take mine *gives her the gun*
Shizu: oh yay \ (•◡•) /
Chie: oh no now it's a baby with 2 guns.
Shizu: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
Chie: where's the baby?
Shizu: here
Chie: there's the baby
Shizu: yep
Chie: why won't you leave?!?! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! ಥ_ಥ
Shizu: I live here
Chie: *gone* I'm hiding in the fridge now
Shizu: -_- really Chie
Chie: you know I kinda want her to shoot me so when God's like
"Oh hey Chie how did you die?" ˙ ͜ʟ˙
Well idk god maybe I was shot by A BABY WITH A GUN
Shizu: ehehehe ◕‿◕
Chie: don't laugh at me (ಥ﹏ಥ) your sick, your a sick baby with a gun.
Chie: *moving around like a idiot* not easy is it? Not easy to hit me with a target!

.....

Chie: *with a eye patch* you have to leave
Shizu: hehehe (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

.....

Izuku: awww look at this little baby
Shizu: 😈 I'mma end this mans whole career
Izuku: oh no it's got a gun! AHHH

*gun shots

Shizu: ahahaha

.....

Chie: I have to move....
(;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

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