8:36 pm, Ruhan: hey there Anon.
8:36 pm, Ally: anon?
8:37 pm, Ruhan: Anonymous. That's what I've named your contact
8:38 pm, Ally: I am so blown away by your incredible imagination wow great job I could have never seen that coming
8:39 pm, Ruhan: FINE Sassy McSasspants, how about Crazy Stalker?
8:39 pm, Ally: hahahaha-NO. And let me refresh your memory- You were the one who texted me first.
8:41 pm, Ruhan: At least tell me the first letter of your name.
8:44 pm, Ally: like a great man once said, 'now where's the fun in that?'
8:44 pm, Ruhan: stop mocking me. :|
8:45 pm, Ally: Ruhan I'm not going to tell you who I am. Deal with it.
8:47 pm, Ruhan: fine then. Crazy Stalker it is.
8:47 pm, Ally:You're such a fart.
8:47 pm, Ruhan: as flattering as that may be, I'm changing the subject. I need to ask you something.
8:48 pm, Ally: shoot
8:50 pm, Ruhan: I know we probably don't hang out together much, but I was wondering if you would come see the game tomorrow. I'm playing.
8:53 pm, Ally: no shit you're playing, genius. You're the freaking captain. And what's with the lack of suffixed insults?
8:53 pm, Ruhan: I'm trying to be a gentleman, stupid.
8:54 pm, Ally: Gee, an invitation to see a bunch of sweaty guys running across the court passing the ball to one another until one of them shoots? I think I'll pass.
8:54 pm, Ruhan: William sir said that he'd strip to his underwear if we won. I'm feeling very comforted by the amount of faith our own coach has in us.
8:55 pm, Ally: I shall be there with my camcorder.
8:58 pm, Ruhan: And I'll be waiting for you, like I have been since the beginning of time:)
8:58 pm, Ally: cut the melodrama, sport, it's not a good colour on you.
8:58 pm, Ruhan: I was trying to be romantic.
9:00 pm, Ally:'romance' is to 'you' as 'Dobby' is to 'alive'
9:02 pm, Ruhan: I think you finally made a Harry Potter reference that does not amuse me.
9:02 pm, Ally: Uh, excuse me, ALL Harry Potter references are amusing.
9:03 pm, Ruhan: well in that case.... U wanna see my wand?
9:06 pm, Ally: why must you ruin everything I love
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Teen FictionHIGHEST: #6 IN HUMOR "Your command over sarcasm appalls me." "As does your ability to comprehend it." With a practically non-existent social life, extra study sessions at the best coaching institute in the city, a mind numbingly boring job and...
