Me: I'm back everyone!
Kai: Oh ****!
Zane: KAI!
Sam: Good to see you again Cherry!
Jay: I thought you were going to be gone for a bit longer!
Me: It's called me, my sister AND my mom having a 28 days cycle AT. THE. SAME. TIME!
Lloyd: What cycle is she talking about?
Skylor: It's better if you don't know...
Nya; How did ALL of you get it?
Me: God knows...
Sam: Let's start with the dares!
Cole: **** no!
Zane: COLE!
Sam: *reads dare* Okay we need two buckets! And perhaps two barrels of milk...
Jay: I don't like where this is going!
Me: Ninja_Puppet wants Neuro and Karlof to eat a whole pot of Coles chili!
Jay: Oh NO!
Neuro: What's wrong?
Kai: There are two things I would rather die than do in this world!
1. Swim!
2. Eat Coles food!
Cole: **** you!
Kai: Sorry I'm taken!
Zane: I've given up...
Sam: At least Karlof finally gets to do something!
Me: I'm gonna go get the buckets! *walks out*
Sam: DO WE NEED MILK?
Me: DON'T RHINK SO!
Sam: Okay... *snaps finger to teleport Cole to the kitchen*
Kai: I feel bad for you two!
Neuro: I'm getting very insecure by this!
Lloyd: You should!
Neila: I'm glad that most people spare me!
Sam: I'm just happy that Ash (the precious bean) finally have someone!
Ash: Hehe... I started feeling lonely...
Sam: Even tho I usually ship you with Shade, Kai or Pale...
Kai: Okay, WHAT'S THE WHOLE THING WITH PEOPLE COMING UP WITH GAY SHIPS?
Shade: I'm bi...
Sam: It's a symbol that it's okay to like ANY gender!
Me: *walks back with a pair of buckets* I'm bi too!
Jay: AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S STRAIGHT?
Sam: *coughing* Flashthunder...
Zane: Do you have a partner Cherry?
Me: #singleforlife! Never had a real boyfriend OR girlfriend!
Sam: What do you mean with real?
Me: I kinda... faked married a boy when I was seven...
Zane: Should I call the police on him?
Me: He was one year younger than me!
Zane: Okay...
Cole: *walks in with a pot of chili* Okay! Here's my masterpiece!
Karlof: Karlof doesn't feel like eating...
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!