GROUP NAME: rich gang
MEMBERS: RYDER, PETER,
MICHELLE, NED
__________
PETER
alright who changed
the group name
PETER
because it's
inaccurate
PETER
i have .82 cents and
some lint in my wallet
MICHELLE
literally shut up the
world doesn't revolve
around you
PETER
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MICHELLE
ryder please deport
him to new zealand
PETER
wait no
PETER
ryder don't pls
PETER
i'll sell my Star Wars
action figures to buy
your affection back
MICHELLE
i'll frame you for
homicide with
molly if you don't
stop talking
RYDER
count me in
PETER
D:
PETER
you're supposed
to be on my side!
MICHELLE
finally some good
fucking food
MICHELLE
screw peter, ryder
let's get married in
bora bora and only
invite the rock
RYDER
omg done
RYDER
the color scheme
can be navy and
grey or burgundy
and cream
MICHELLE
burgundy and cream
MICHELLE
burgundy makes my
ass dummy thicc
RYDER
yes it does 🍑
MICHELLE
the ring bearer can
be the golden retriever
we saw on fifth with
the green bandana
RYDER
omf IVY
PETER
are you-
PETER
are you planning a
wedding with my
girlfriend?????
MICHELLE
yeah? and so?
MICHELLE
deal with it
RYDER
yeah parker sit down
PETER
status update: very
sad and heart is a
piñata at a seven year
old boy's birthday
where his parents
are getting divorced
RYDER
awe :(
MICHELLE
no stop that don't
feel sympathy for
this stupid loser
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