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Are you Italian?
What? No Wait is it because of the nickname
Yeah like I've never heard it before
Do you not like it
Oh trust me I love it It sounds so cool jskskskskdjdj I thought you were gonna call me Doggo forever
You're not as good looking as my dog
Wow Love that
Oh yeah I meant to say it to you when I saw you but I forgot
?
You looked Uh You know
Not exactly Mork
Nice
Aw You're so kind mork
Sounds like dork
You are
I really am not Have you seen my piercings I don't think when people see me they say Oh look at that dork
You know I've never really liked piercings that much
Oh
But for some reason You've changed my mind I want to get my ears pierced
Really?
Yeah but I'm scared it's gonna hurt
Nah Just take someone with you if you're afraid of the needle
NEEDLE I THOUGHT IT WAS A GUN
They changed it It's not that bad It's worth it if you want to do it I know a guy
Of course you do And I think I'll do it for my birthday
When is your birthday?
In a few weeks
Ah okay I'll note that down in my calendar
Your calendar probably has flowers on it
The only flower here is you Wow that was cringe I'm Goodbye
WAIT SKSKSKKSKSKSSKMDDJDK IM WOW It's okay The effort is an A* The flirting technique? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah needs some work I'm afraid You ain't getting the girls like that
Tbh I don't think I've ever flirted with anyone before
Wait are you serious
Yeah
You've never had a girlfriend
Nope
No one has ever asked you
They've asked I just say no
Why?
I don't date for the fun of it you know what's the point dating if you won't eventually spend your lives together
So you date if you see a future with them like marriage?
Yeah but with the life I live I don't think it's happening anytime soon
Wait backtrack People ask you out but you say no Boy No one asks me out Wow I'm jealous You out here rejecting and I'm out here alone af
Boyfriends are overrated you don't need one
Wow Cool I'll stay single then
Good
I'll adopt 48 cats to keep me company
Uh idk Fiore cats and a dog aren't a good match
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA KILL YOU-
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