Me: Okay so... you still want to kill dadumbass?
Sam: YES!
Me: Okay... but he's going to torture Cole for this so... *snaps finger to teleport him*
Kai: Where did you take him?
Sam: *reads dare* A TORTURE CHAMBER? FOR TWO CHAPTERS? WHY?
Me: Honestly Sam I don't know...
All the ninjas: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Sam: Oh well... *reads dare* Oh! Thanks, DaWaeKnower! *teleports herself*
Pale: Where did she go?
Me: To Shade to give him very dark sunglasses and a black blanket to cover his face!
Pale: So he's not gonna go blind?
Me: No but he might starve... the next chapter will be the last one he's gone but he doesn't have any food...
Pale, Neuro and Turner: WHAT THE **** DID YOU SAY?
Zane: NEURO! WHYYYYYYY! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD STAY CLEAN!
Neuro: Sorry! BUT THIS IS ABOUT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!
Pale: THAT'S IT! WHERE IS THAT ***** WHO'S TRYING TO KILL MY BOYFRIEND?
Me: I have a feeling Sam will go crazy when she finds out...
Turner: OKAY! WHY IUS HE SO CRUEL? SHADE IS LEGIT A HELPLESS BABY RIGHT NOW!
Tox: Shade is going to kill you if she finds out you called him helpless!
Ash: I'M SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO SNAP!
Me: Let's end it here...
Sam: What happened? *reads what we all said ***** WHAT?
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
