COVER AND CHARACTERS NOT MINE
The title describes it all :)
*Starker can burn in the pits of hell
Do yourself a favor and skip through half of these they're so OLD 💚💚💚💚💚💚
Pete- MR. STARK Tony- What?! Are you ok?! Pete- NO Tony- Whats wrong?! Is Morgan ok?! Pete- OK so I agreed to take Morgan to the mall, right? Tony- yes I watched you two leave. Thanks for that btw. Pete- no problem! anD SHE HAS SO MUCH ENERGY OMG- Pete- I'VE FALLEN TWICE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH HER Tony- now you know how I felt with you, kid. Pete- I did this to you?! Tony- you still do. Don't worry I'm fine with it. Pete- :( Tony- :)
~~Later~~
Pete- Mr. Stark Tony- Yeah Pete? Pete- Morgan just asked for a pony. Tony- for the love of gods don't get her a pony. Pepper already got mad at me for buying an alpaca last year. His name was Gerold and she made me get rid of him bc he kept eating her gojis. Pete- what are gojis??? Tony- I thought you were a prodigy Pete- I wouldn't say prodigy but what. Are. Goji's??? Tony-
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Pete- Oh ok. Anyway, here's the problem Tony- Yes...? Pete- they don't have ponies at the mall and I don't know how to break it to her. Tony- Just say there are no ponies. Pete- mmmmm but I don't wanna break her little heart 😥 Tony- her heart wont be broken Pete- ok I told her Tony- and? Pete- she didn't care. She said "ok Petey." Tony- as I expected. Thank god she's not spoiled. It annoys the hell out of me when reporters ask or think she's spoiled just because I'm a billionaire. Pete- um do you want me to hurt??? some??? reporters??? Also, she's gr8 :) Tony- I can handle it. Tony- Yeah I know. 😉
Unknown- >:) Pete- MORGAN- Unknown- hehe Pete- How'd you do that?!?!? Unknown- I just hacked into your phone when you weren't looking to make it auto correct 'Mr. Stark' to 'dad.' I'm not dumb Petey. You're basically my big brother. Apparently you can't tell daddy that he's like a dad to you. Pete- Morgan I hope you know you are literally a 6 year old that has perfect grammar and knows how to hack into stuff like it's singing the a b c's. Unknown- did you just change the subject by calling me smart?
Tony- I'm so proud rn :,)
Tony- hello you two. It's Pepper. Care to explain why Tony is crying? Pete- Read the texts Unknown- read the texts Pete- whoaa we sent the same thing at the same time Unknown- whoaa we sent the same thing at the same time Pete- 😳 Pete- oh good it's over. Tony- oh. That's why. Peter, Morgan has a point. You should just talk to Tony. Pete- ...I know... Tony- ok I'm back. What happened while I was gone? Pete- why do people even say that when they can just read the texts? Unknown- pfft I don't know Unknown- OH WAIT Unknown- DADDY DADDY Tony- Yes...? Unknown- CAN I HAVE A PONY?! Tony- I would like you to know it's hard to say no to you Unknown- :D Tony- Na ah. You didn't let me finish. It's hard to say no to you but no. Your mother will literally kill me Unknown- awe :( Tony- Buuut...you guys can come home and we can make a robot pony... Unknown- YEAH Pete- YEAH Pete- oh crap that sent Pete- I meant to say sure! Tony- don't even try acting mature Underoos. There's no point trying in front of me. I've seen immature you at it's worst. Tony- except it wan't bad is was adorable. Pete- true. Pete- wha- HEY Pete- IM NOT ADORABLE Tony- Yeah Uh-huh keep telling yourself that Pete. Wait- Morg. How are you even texting? You don't have a phone. Unknown- I have my ways Tony- So you're not gonna tell your old man? Unknown- Nope Tony- ok... Welp! You two better get home! We got a robo-pony to build. Pete- haha! This is gonna be so great! On our way now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OK SO they should've kept the scene with Gerold the alpaca!!! I just imagine Tony with his Ironman suit riding it into battle with Thanos
I WANT IT MORE THAN EVER NOW
SOMEONE I BEG OF YOU MAKE FANART FOR IT BEFORE I DO-
