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"Hello?"


"Why did you block my number?"


"Oh, no! You don't get to use that tone on me, I am the one who should be the angry one, not you."


"That's not the answer."


"When a person blocks you, it means they don't want to talk to you and not that they want you to call them from another number."


"That's still not my fucking answer!"


"Lower down your tone, Mister Moody! You know exactly why I blocked your number."


"You do realise yesterday I called you because Sarah was around?"


"Oh?"


"Yes, oh, but instead of being a reasonable adult and going with the flow, you decided to be a bitch about it and blocked my number like I was the one in the fault here."


"I am sorry, I didn't realise that and in my defence, you didn't even give me a heads up."


"What the fuck was I supposed to say? Hey, Brianna, Sarah is standing beside me right now, so start acting girlfriend—Is that what I was supposed to say?!"


"But you were talking vulgurish."


"That's how you make your ex jealous, Brianna! Never mind, your single ass would never know."


"Hey!"


"And the deal is off."


"Wait—"


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