"Hello?"
"Hey, Jenny, I need your help."
"For what?"
"Strawberry, chocolate or vanilla?"
"Vanilla?"
"Girls usually prefer strawberries or chocolates, but it's okay."
"What are you on about?"
"Whipped cream or no whipped cream?"
"I LOVE whipped cream."
"Perfect."
"Are you baking a cake or something?"
"No, but I am going to bake you."
"Pardon?"
"Just imagine—"
"Stop, right there!"
"Me—"
"I swear to god—"
"Inside of you—"
"Mr. Whatever your name is!"
"And your loud moans—"
"No vulgur image in my virgin brain!"
"How amazing!"
*Beep* *Beep*
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I have been in 'zero' relationships til now.
Suck it up.
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