the outsiders headcanons/imagines

steve being a bastard

- okay it's like the middle of the day

- you're visiting steve at the dx

- when your water breaks

- steve is like "haha you're joking. very funny."

- " steve, i'm being serious."

- "oh shit."

he goes from a 5 year old to serious middle aged man with a subaru in .3 seconds

- youre like "well how the fuck are we going to get to the hospital?"

- steve looks at the car he was working on

- you know exactly what he's getting at

- "we are not driving some strangers car to the hospital."

- "okay fine i'll call dally, he can borrow bucks car."

- not darry because he'll beat some ass if he has to leave work

- steve calls him

- dally can hear you yelling at steve in the background

- "yeah you might wanna hurry."

- dally fucking speeds into the dx parking lot

- steve helps you to the car and shit

- he sits in the front seat with dally

- dally fucking jets it out of that place

- mostly cause steve is yelling at him

- now they're arguing

- you're worried cause dally keeps lifting his hands off the wheel

- "you're gonna pay for new tires on this car."

- "no i'm not"

- "yes, you are. if it weren't for you i wouldn't have to wear down these tires to practically nothin."

- "it's not my fault that she's in labor!"

- "technically it is."

- chaos has ensued

- steve is going fucking nuclear on dally

- "LISTEN HERE, FUCKHEAD-"

- you're just sitting in the back seat watching this happen

- suddenly something feels weird

- a sharper pain than usual

- suddenly realize

- this child is coming right now

- "hey can you pull over?"

- "YOURE THE ONE WHO KNOCKED HER UP, SO YEAH IT IS YOUR FAULT."

- "can you please pull over? the baby is coming."

- "YOURE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS."

- "guys-"

- " THATS NOT WHAT WE'RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT-"