Quote sayings and other random stuff 2

Part 59

537. You know you're close to your bestfriend when people start questioning if you're gay or lesbian for each other

538. I hate pants that make it look like I have a boner when I sit, but then I remember I'm a girl, but I still worry that somebody will think I have a boner

539. What girls look for in a guy:

»Brown eyes

»Messy hair

»Cute nose

»Four paws

»Golden retriever

540. How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail

541. She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys apparently

542. I'm the kind of person who makes a codename for my crush and then accidentally calls him by it

543. Maybe I'll be hot tomorrow

544. You call yourself a true fan yet you can't support the band when they try something different? You're funny

545. When your crush says something funny:

Hahahahahahahahakissmehahahahahahaha

546. If I get Ebola I know who I'm sneezing on first