*3rd POV*
"Hey. Hey Pep." "Yeah?" "Wanna hear a knock knock joke?" Peter, Who was sitting on the couch with them, raised an eyebrow.
"Sure...? Just keep it PG for Peter." The boy gasped dramatically.
"I am 15, not 6!" "You act like a 6 year old though," she teased. Peter just grumbled in response. "Let me finish! Ok. Knock knock."
"...Who's there?" "Britney Spears." "Britney Spears, who?" She asked wearily. "Knock knock." His fiancée gave him a 'are you really doing this shit to me' look.
"C'mon please?" She rolled her eyes but continued. "Who's there?" "Britney Spears," he paused dramatically as Pepper raised her eyebrow, "oops I did it again~"
Pepper stared at him for a moment.
"You're sleeping on the couch tonight Anthony."
"But Pep!" He whined. Peter fell to the floor wheezing. "FRI DID Y-YOU GET THAT ON V-VIDEO?!" "Of course, Peter."
"POST IT ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL."
"You have a YouTube channel?" (fOrEsHadOwInG???)
"I don't tell you everything Anthony." "OH SO YOU WONT CALL ME TONY BUT YOU CALL ME THAT-"
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