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"Stop with the talks and get out already, Jen."


"You cannot kick me out of my own house, Ari!"


"It's time for you to get a proper apology from him."


"For goodness sake, Ari!"


"Listen to your friend, Jenny and come out."


"Get out."


"STOP PUSHING ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE, GOD DAMNIT!"


"If you get her home before atleast two in the morning, then I'll cut your dick off.


"Arielle Wingston!"


"Fuck!"


"What?"


"I just saw you."


"And?"


"And I've never wanted to fuck someone so bad."


*Beep* *Beep*


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Write a weird pick up line that you told someone or someone used it on you.

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