To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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Vision
I am a living Fitbit

Clint
Explain

Vision
My processing system keeps track of the amount of steps I take each day

Tony
You mean your brain

Vision
Does your brain look like a circuit board? No, I don't think it does

Bruce
You don't have a circuit board for a brain though

Clint
How do you know that. You're not a brain surgeon

Bruce
I HELPED CREATE HIM

Tony
HE DOESNT HAVE A DAMN CIRCUIT BOARD IN HIS HEAD

Vision
I think I know my circuit board brain better than you do, Stark

Tony
For [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]s sake, your brain is a [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ing infinity stone if anything!

Nat
Well this is fun

Bruce
I don't know what fun is

Peter
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
Down here in the deep blue see

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you-

Bruce
I've never been more terrified. Those popped up at the same time

Steve
I don't even want to know

Peter
eMMA!

LET ME PUKE IN YOUR MOUTH, EM

Nat
What the hell

Tony
If you need me, I'll be having a heart attack

Peter
JUST OPEN YOUR FOOD BIN, GIRL

Steve
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