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Christopher🌻
Hey, are you okay?
I miss you

Faye💛
I miss you too

Christopher🌻
Is everything alright?

Faye💛
of course

Christopher🌻
That's a liee

Faye💛
it might have been 😂

Christopher🌻
Do you want to talk
about it? And do you
want me to distract
you from it or give
advice? ❤️

Faye💛
I don't want to talk
about it but you can
distract me from it

Christopher🌻
Can you give me a
general topic to avoid?

Faye💛
cars

Christopher🌻
Right, okay. Do you
want me to pick you
up from the airport
when you get to America?

Faye💛
oh, no. security drives
me everywhere and I
wouldn't want you to
take more days off
filming than necessary.

Christopher🌻
It's okay, I really
don't mind.

Faye💛
honestly Chris I would
rather you not - I look
like shit after flying

Christopher🌻
You could never look
like shit ever

Faye💛
now that's a liee😂

Christopher🌻
No it's not, in my eyes
you're the most gorgeous
person to ever walk the
planet

Faye💛
you flatter me

Christopher🌻
It's because I love you
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Christopher🌻
You deserve to be
flattered 😘😘

Faye💛
have I ever told you
how much I admire
you? ☺️

Christopher🌻
Indeed you have

Faye💛
does it annoy you
how much I tell you

Christopher💛
Everything you do is
annoying but I love it

Faye💛
I am the most annoying
person ever and I take
enormous pride in it

Christopher🌻
As you should, babe.

Faye💛
Is there a profession for
annoying people? I would
be the best in the field

Christopher🌻
You totally would, I
would invest in you

Faye💛
You already have
invested in me

Christopher🌻
Was that your attempt
at a dirty joke?

Faye💛
Yes I'm awful I know

Christopher🌻
It was great - you could be
a comedian. You should
definitely tell that joke
at one of your shows

Faye💛
the crowd'll go wild 😂
{read 2:05 p.m.}

A/U:
Sorry I posted this a little late today, I've been in college (UK college) since 8:30am this morning, didn't leave once until 5:30pm DESPITE finishing my actual lessons at 12pm, then had to walk home with 3 big & heavy A Level folders in the rain 🙃🤙🏼

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