4:25 pm, Ruhan: what do you call Voldemort with glasses on?
4:28 pm, Ruhan:The DORK Lord XD
4:28 pm, Crazy Stalker: why do I have the feeling I'm going to regret getting into this message chain
4:29 pm, Ruhan: What do call a gay fruit?
4:30 pm, Crazy Stalker: ...
4:30 pm, Ruhan: HOMO-granate. Like pomegranate!
4:32 pm, Crazy Stalker: trust me when I say you do not want to get into this with me.
4:32 pm, Ruhan: one more.
4:34 pm, Ruhan: why did Hitler get hit by the basketball? Because he did NAZI it coming lol.
4:34 pm, Crazy Stalker: you're really lame for a cool guy.
4:34 pm, Ruhan: and you're really annoying for an anonymous girl.
4:35 pm, Ruhan: ha. You're an ANNOY-nymous girl XD XD
4:35 pm, Crazy Stalker: okay the last one was not very terrible, I'll give you that
4:38 pm, Crazy Stalker: what is a cow's favourite search engine?
4:39 pm, Ruhan: what?
4:39 pm, Crazy Stalker: MOOgle.
4:40 pm, Ruhan: oh hahaha that was funny
4:41 pm, Crazy Stalker: don't text when I'm typing. You're interrupting me. Why did the cows huddle together when it rained?
4:41 pm, Ruhan: umm
4:41 pm, Crazy Stalker: to keep each UDDER warm XD XD
4:42 pm, Ruhan: okay I think you've made your point
4:43 pm, Crazy Stalker: what do you get if you milk a pampered cow?
4:43 pm, Ruhan: I am sorry for my puns pLEASE STOP
4:43 pm, Crazy Stalker: spoiled milk
4:48 pm, Ruhan: ONE MORE COW PUN AND I WILL LOSE IT, YOU BOVINE CRAZY PERSON
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Teen FictionHIGHEST: #6 IN HUMOR "Your command over sarcasm appalls me." "As does your ability to comprehend it." With a practically non-existent social life, extra study sessions at the best coaching institute in the city, a mind numbingly boring job and...
