Addicted Book 2 - Passionate Flames

Story of Meng QiQi - Chapter 8: Smelly Tofu And Spring Onions

Translation by fingers_and_paws

YangMeng opened the refrigerator; on top were colorful fruits and crunchy vegetables and the freezer below was full of ice. It looked boring and bland. He turned his head and asked

YouQi, "What's for dinner tonight?"

YouQi said without much thought, "Fruit salad and boiled vegetables."

YangMeng asked again, "What about the main course?"

"This is the main course."

YangMeng licked his dry and cracked thin lips and swallowed down the bitter saliva.

"Isn't this too plain?"

YouQi stood up, took a few fruits and walked towards the kitchen. While walking he said, "I have been eating like this every day, it's been almost three years already. I have no choice. My body gets fat easily; a slight touch of meat and I will grow fats. I can't appear on screen once I get fat, directly affecting my work. If it's not enough to fill your stomach, there are biscuits in the kitchen drawer. They are for saving my life when I am close to fainting."

YangMeng couldn't help lamenting, "What's the use for you to earn that much money? You can't even eat a full meal."

"Don't underestimate these fruits, their price is not cheap. Take that apple that you had held just now as an example, it's a royal tribute, natural and contamination-free, the nutrients content is a few times higher than an ordinary apple."

"I will not eat it even if it's a tribute for Wang Mu Niang Niang (Chinese goddess), I would rather eat the roast chicken sold on the road-side."

He wanted to walk out.

"What are you going out for?" YouQi asked.

YangMeng spoke while changing shoes, "I'm going out to buy something else to eat. I won't feel full eating this."

Unexpectedly, YouQi locked the doors using a remote control, "You can't. You need to eat with me, you will eat whatever I eat, no special treatments."

"Humph!" YangMeng was angered, "Why must I? I'm not afraid of getting fat."

"You're my personal bodyguard cum assistant; your image is also part of my image." YouQi said.

YangMeng argued convincingly, "Since I'm your bodyguard, all the more I need to eat to become stronger. Moreover, I don't get fat easily; I won't get fat no matter how I eat.

Sometimes I would worry why can't I get fatter no matter how I eat?"

"Stop showing off!" YouQi pulled a long face, "Don't even think about going out tonight.

Enjoy a natural dinner together with me!"

YangMeng couldn't pull open the door after several pulls. In the end he went to another room in a fit of anger.

"Is this Zhang Sheng Ji roast duck restaurant? I want one serving of takeout! One roast duck, with more fats. Right, right...... Wait, change the sweet bean sauce to smelly tofu and add more spring onions!!"

YouQi carried two plates of fruits and walked into the living room. Just when he had put down the plates, the doorbell rang. Full of doubts, he went to open the door. The moment he opened the door, he smelled a deadly fragrance.

"Your takeout."

YouQi held his breath, "I didn't order takeout."

"I ordered it."

One round and plump small head poked out from the room beside, a crafty smile on his face.

Five minutes later, while eating his organic fruits meal that were sour and sweet with high nutritional value, YouQi glanced resentfully at the rascal beside that was gobbling down his food. The rascal wrapped the crispy and juicy roast duck into the thin pancake, and added some spring onions and shredded cucumber. He would show an indulgent facial expression with every bite and then turning his gaze towards YouQi.

"Do you want some?"

YouQi pretended he didn't hear him.

YangMeng wrapped another one and placed it next to YouQi's mouth.

"You really don't wanna try?"

YouQi turned his head to the side, "Get lost!"

"You want to eat it very much actually right?" YangMeng leaned over this time, his mouth beside YouQi's face. He chewed very loudly deliberately, smacking his lips together while praising the taste, trying to make the wonderful smell travel into YouQi's nose.

YouQi turned his face back. As the distance between them was very close, YangMeng's shiny and oily thin lips was just below YouQi's eyelid. At that moment, this pair of lips was going to open and bite towards the newly wrapped thin pancake.

YouQi found the right timing, whooshed and stuck his lips onto YangMeng's lips. Yang

Meng have yet to react and the roast duck went into YouQi's mouth just like that. During his astonishment, YangMeng suddenly realized that his first kiss was gone; moreover it was gone under smelly tofu and spring onions.

As expected, YouQi rushed towards the bathroom after having not chewed more than two times.

YangMeng was stunned for a while. Deliberately avoiding the sensitive topic of his first kiss, he laughed loudly and unrestrained, "I knew you couldn't restrain yourself, you even wanted to sneak an attack? Haven't you choked?"

YouQi scrunched his face and walked out of the washroom. He savored the aftertaste and the creases between his eyebrows suddenly smoothened out.

"Yup, the aftertaste is indeed quite fragrant."

YangMeng's smile froze for a while. He immediately went and protect the half a plate of roast duck that was left, but he was too late.

"You're shameless, who had said he didn't want to eat it just now?"

"FUCK, go and order takeout yourself if you want to eat it."

"Just you eat, be careful of growing a layer of fats."

"FUCK! Leave some for me!"

"Leave two pieces; leave one, ah ah ah......"

"No more."

After dinner, YouQi hugged YangMeng with a face full of satisfaction. He spoke with infatuation, "MengZi, thank you, I haven't eaten a meal so happily in a long time. I only dare to eat like this when I'm with you. I heard others say, if one person dares to fart in front of another person, then these two people would either become husband and wife or they would become friends for life."

"You should add if two people still dare to chat after eating smelly tofu and spring onions."

YouQi, "......"

"You fucking stay away from me!!!!!!"

At night, YouQi stood in front of YangMeng handsomely, wearing a pair of fitting pajamas.

"Let's sleep together!"

"Thanks!" YangMeng was rarely polite, "I don't wish to have nightmares at night, dreaming of myself being incontinence."

End of the Chapter

[Author CJD's notes: It's really touching to see all the compliments! I thought nobody would care after the novel ended, I didn't think that there are people who still misses this. I'll accept this big gift humbly. I will update the epilogue these few days. PS: YinZi will make a small appearance tomorrow; let's also pry into the life after marriage of the couple.]