Me: Okay! Let's start with a dare from R4v3nN1ght! Turner has to stay away from Neuro for five chapters!
Turner: *drunk* (dare from DaWaeKnower) What? NOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs into the bathroom and cries*
Neuro: Uhm... What happened?
Sam: Oh... he's just acting depressed!
Neuro: WHAT?
Me: Also! Kai!
Baby Kai: What?
Sam: You can use your powers at every person here except Skylor, Nya, me and Sam!
Baby Kai: Wes! Fwun! *shots a tiny fireball at Jay*
Jay: *gets hit in the butt* OW! Why?
Cole: Well... I guess he would've done that many times before if Nya wasn't around!
Baby Kai: Mwy swissy!
Neila: He sounds like Neuro when he was a baby!
Neuro: I wasn't that bad!
Neila: You're always overprotective over me especially when it comes to guys!
Neuro: I just want you to be safe!
Neila: I can take care of myself!
Me: Anyways! Since Turner's gone we'll move on to the next dare! From Ninja_Puppet! Neuro has to fight Lloyd!
Neuro and Lloyd: WHAT?
Sam: Yep! And the loser has to buy the winner anything he wants!
Lloyd: SO HE CAN GET ME CANDY? *Kai shots him* OW!
Me: IF you win!
Neuro: Okay, I'm NOT buying so much candy!
Sam: *snaps finger to make a small arena appear in the room* NOW FIGHT! GO NEURO!
Me: YEAH!
Lloyd: Wow! Thanks SO much for the support!
Sam: Also! So the fight can be quite equal! NO SPINJITZU!
Lloyd: Great...
Neuro: *wastes no time and punches Lloyd in the stomach* Sorry but I'm not buying candy for you!
Lloyd: *blasting his powers* I WILL GET MY CANDY!
Neuro: *Dodges and uses his powers* Stay down!
Lloyd: *gets down on one knee* OW! Neuro stop it!
Neuro: *Still using his powers* Do you surrender?
Lloyd: I WILL GET MY CANDY! *uses spinjitzu*
Me: LLOYD! NO SPINJITZU!
Neuro: *gets knocked against the wall*
Sam: ARE YOU OKAY MY BABY? *helps Neuro up*
Neuro: I-I think so... *tries to stand up* AAHHH!
Me: Well... this is a VERY good example of an obsession!
Sam: Just come here, baby! *helps Neuro sit down on a chair* Are you sure you're okay?
Neuro: M-my ankle hurts a bit...
Me: Okay... I guess Neuro won since he had Lloyd down before he *cough cough* cheated...
Lloyd: Ugh! Okay, what do you want?
Neuro: Uhm... Well, I was looking for a few books... it's a book series of several books called spirit animals, they're kinda short but it sounds really interesting!
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Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
