Before you all start hating me I can explain, I promise.
So when I was a bit younger I read these comic *sorry* gRaPhIc NoVeLs called the lumberjanes. But they aren't just any basic
gRaPhIc NoVeL no, no, no, the lumberjanes is a very relatble, comedic, a little bit horrific, gRaPhIc NoVeL, where a group of girls fight monsters, the best kind. So a few years ago like in, 2014 fox said they were going to make a live action adaptation of the lumberjanes. But this year that changed, when Disney bought fox they decided that "hmm this seems good, however some other movies in the adventure genre didn't do to well in the box office and if this one isn't a success then we could loose money so why risk it?". The movie was being targeted at a wide spread audience, like all ages and it would have been one of Disney's first film to feature lbgtq characters. And before any negative nancy's say "they could just take it out of the movie and that would be tha-" no! In the lumberjanes two of the main characters, mal and molly are lesbians, for eachother! It's really freaking cute. And I know there's the whole "they could still take it out" thing, they can't because the main characters are mal and molly! But now, it doesn't matter because it's canceled. That means no live action, awkward, lesbianising, for me! And I'm upset because now I'll never be able to see how they were planning on doing April's hair! So that's that!
Kay bye.
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