As His sons still living redeemed sons gather around the Golden Throne talking about the good ol' days of landing on planets and killing every heretic,Daemon and Xeno they could find and their glorious Golden Father Commanding them over 10000 years ago,But this is better the Dark Gods have been beaten,Thanks to everyone recovering The Emperor's fragments all across the Galaxy by using a fucking Psychic Vacuum,They literally sucked the Soul out of the person and with the recovery of the Star Child and the Destruction of that massive Edgefest,BDSM filled Drug we den/Whore house of a City,Commoragh,The destruction of the Tyranid Hive Fleets by using a giant Spray Can filled with Promethium and Hellfire mixture The Tyranids were safely pronounced Extinct,The FAHCKING tau Were almost driven to extinction thanks to a Crusade Led by Captain-General "Kitten" and aided by Commander Farsight and his Enclave,The Orks got REKKED by a Human/Eldar combined arms attack and every spore has been destroyed,The Eldar are good guys now and are sharing the Galaxy with mankind by trading some Eldar Prostitutes for You know,Peace and The Necrons are there too they have agreed to stop fighting everyone else.
Peace has been Achieved said the emperor from his Text to Speech
Device
"Indeed Father"Said Rogal
"What now Father,With the Chaos Gods beaten up and Peace has been achieved what do we do now?"Said Magnus
Time to enact the last phase of my "Totally planned plan of beating up every other race in the Galaxy" to get my meaty bits back again. Said Big E
"How is that even possible" Said Rowboat Girlyman
Its possible,how? Because I'm the Motherfucking Emperor,literally.
Now Caretaker go to secret Lab #55671 and activate Operation Phoenix.
"It will be done my lord"said Kitten
"Really Dad?" Said Magnus
What?
"Operation Phoenix,Really?"Said Magnus
"Yeah,I'm on magnus' side on this one,Miraculously."Said Leman Russ
"Hello Bruvas and Fader Me and Corvus Are back with Sandwiches"
Said Vulcan in his weirdly Jamaican Accent
"We must eat today for we may die tomorrow" Said Corvus
As the Primarchs each took a sandwich and ate it savoring the flavors it had.
"This Sandwich Is Actually pretty good,I need this to supply my gay- I MEAN THE ROCK with these sandwiches,This WILL SURELY BOOST MORALE!" Said Lion el' Johnson
As they were eating,the golden Throne began to glow and with it The Emperor Glowed and in a blink of an eye he turned to ash...
"CAPTAIN-GENERAL!" Shouted magnus.
"What?"Kitten asked
"Father Disappeared"Said Rogal
"So what will become of the astra nomicon?" Asked Roboute
Meanwhile in the warp
"OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OHSHIT" Said the Captain
"WHERE DID THE ASTRA NOMICON GO?!?" Said the Navigator
Back at Terra
Then Magnus got on the Golden Throne and quickly powering it saving over Millions if not Billions of lives from the Warp.
And then somehow without them noticing a Gigantic Golden man snuck up behind them and Said
HOLY SHIT THE EMPEROR DIED?!?
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GATE:Thus the Imperium Fought there
RandomIt's my fanfic of a Fanfic so yeah... As of Feb 1 ,2020 M2 No.1 in #Warhammer40000
