Me: Ugh I hate everything!
Sam: What's wrong Cherry?
Me: The time of the month has come were mother-nature is obsessed with me!
All the girls: Ohhhh...
Sam: Okay... you do you Cherry! We have some requests! BlackwaterStorm Zane has to act like Jay!
Kai: NO NOT TWO OF THEM!
Me: And Uhm... Jay has to act like Zane! And Lloyd...
Lloyd: What?
Sam: Just act like your daddy!
Lloyd: Oh! Okay! *runs backstage*
*ten minutes later*
Lloyd: *runs un with a bigger version of his old suit* I AM LLOYD GARMADON! AND I WILL TURN THE WORLD INTO M-
Kai: I'M OUT!
Me: *grabs his neck* OH NO YOU DON'T!
Sam: Okay! Nya have to- OH NO!
Nya: What? *reads dare* Ohhhhh...
Sam: *stands in front of all EMS* DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY CHILDREN!
All the EMS: CHILDREN?
Me: Sam! Let her take at least one!
Sam: FINE! Which one of you is best at swimming?
Gravis: *slowly raises hand*
Nya: Okay... come here!
Sam: *sobbing* G-good bye my child...
Jacob: I'm getting scared!
Me: Ugh! nExt dare! Sagesuperstar1 has a truth for Cole and Neuro and a dare for Jay and Lloyd!
Sam: Truths first! Cole, have you ever liked anyone of the girls here that aren't ninjas? NOT ME AND CHERRY!
Cole: Uhm... Tox is... Pretty I guess? Not really dating material-
Tox: HEY!
Cole: Camille... Just no, I don't know why... And not Skylor either cause I want to live!
Me: And if Kai was dead or something?
Cole: Maybe...
Kai: COME AT ME *****!
Jay: LANGUAGE!
Sam: Okay! Neuro's truth is... HAVE YOU EVER LIKED SHADE?
Neuro: ..................................................................................no............................................................
Me: Ya sure about that?
Ash: That was a long break...
Neuro: I have never............................................ Liked Shade! NEVER! I would never be attracted to... *starts dreaming* beautiful grey skin, shining black hair, and such charmi-
Turner: NEURO WHAT THE ****!?
Shade: Uhm... Thanks? I think..............
Neuro: OKAY I MAY HAVE HAD A SMALL CRUSH ON HIM DURING THE TOURNAMENT BUT I AM OVER HIM!
Sam: "Beautiful gray skin and shining black hair* Doesn't sound like small...
Neuro: NEXT!
Me: Fine... *snaps finger to make a small arena appear* Lloyd and Jay... FIGHT!
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago TRUTH or DARE
HumorThe title says it all! All character on the cover will be in it and some more! Please ignore all the swearing if Zane didn't bleep them as I told him to! I'm the host Purple cherry and let the show begin!
