Jake:
Jokes on you, the Jonas brothers can't break up, they're b r o t h e r s .
Enoch:
Doo da, dee da, pizza rolls,
pizza rolls,
dooda deeda, pizza rolls,
I AM DEPRESSED PIZZA ROLLSAHHHAHHHHHAHAHHAHA
Millard:
*spoopy piano*
*falls*
Who's there?
Nobody, FUCK off.
Hugh:
Ya like jazz- aH NO, MOM YOU CRUSHED HIM- WAHHHHHJJ
Horace:
No off topic questions.
That's an off topic question.
No.
I- you have been stopped.
Victor:
GuYs thErE iS a vUlTuRe iN fRoNt oF mY hOuSe rN-
OjhHhh,
GOOOOOOOOOO!11!1!!!!!
THIS IS NOT YOUR LAAAAND!111!!!
HOW IS THAT EVEN-
YOU ARE READING
𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 - 𝙢𝙥𝙝𝙛𝙥𝙘
Fanfictionjust a bunch of oneshots and preferences of the peculiar boys ( i might actually add the girls in soon idk ) i do NOT own any of the characters they all belong to Ransom Riggs based on the movie not books (sorry lmao)
