Husband : "I lost my wife, she went
for shopping & hasn't
come back yet."Inspector : "What is her height?"
Husband : "I never checked."
Inspector : "Slim or healthy?"
Husband : "Not slim, can be healthy."
Inspector : "Color of eyes?"
Husband : "Never noticed."
Inspector : "Color of hair?"
Husband : "Changes according to
season."Inspector : "What was she wearing?"
Husband : "Not sure whether it was
a dress or a suit."Inspector : "Was she driving?"
Husband : "Yes."
Inspector : "Color of the car?"
Husband : "Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emmiting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..................................And then the husband started crying.
Inspector : "Don't worry sir........ We'll
find your car."🤣🤣
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HumorI just want to share some funniest jokes that I found. I hope you will also like it. Life is too short to be serious.... Keep smiling..... and laugh it out!!!! 😜😜😜😜