Miles has a new girlfriend. Incel.

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Not even a day later, Miles and Melody have hooked up.
Cypher and BibleGirl are in disbelief.
"How could he just start dating part of the team? I understand respectfully moving on but that's low."
"Yeah, I think it's retaliation."
Cypher raises his eyebrows,
"Retaliation? Really?"
BibleGirl nods,
"I'm serious ashamed of my cousin, Mel, for her actions. How could she be apart of that?"
"Maybe she thinks it's really love."
"If he hurts her I will kill him, on sight."
"I agree."
Meanwhile, Miles, Mel and Cayleigh are in the Bible Basement, looking at cases.
Mel smirks at Cayleigh when Miles leaves the room,
"So, Cay, did you know miles has a NEW butterpop?"
She turns away from the file she was looking at,
"Oh? No, I didn't. Who is it?"
Mel laughs,
"It's me, you silly goose! He says I'm the girl he wants to marry."
Cayleigh smiles,
"That's great, Mellie. I'm so happy for you guys!"
Mel frowns, and turns away.
Not even an OUNCE of jealousy.
"I think I'm taking a break from dating. It's nice but, I just want to have time for myself. But I'm glad he's moved on."
Mel grumbles out a "Yeah." And goes to get Miles.
"Miles, she isn't even jealous!"
"She isn't?"
"No! She has actually moved on."
"Well, that's okay, I love you."
Meanwhile in the Basement Of Bible
Cayleigh laughs,
Did they really think I'd be jealous? I was the one who broke up with him.
Suddenly, they come downstairs.
"Okay guys, I think I'm gonna head out for the day. Did I mention I only work when I want? Well you know now :)"
She claps Miles on the back on her way out,
"See ya later, lil guy"
As she leaves, Mel asks,
"How the frickle did she say that smiley out loud?"
Miles frowns, knowing she just called his dick small.

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