Not allowed to tell first years that the only way to get Peeves to stop annoying them is to serenade him with the Weird Sister’s song “I Want To Polter-Kiss You”
Not allowed to reenact the Barricade scene from Les Miserables in the Great Hall
Not allowed to reenact the Barricade scene from Les Miserables on Hogwarts grounds
Not allowed to build a shrine to Sirius Black’s hair
Not allowed to list Merlin as their legal guardian on their Hosgmeade permission form
Not allowed to list Merlin, Morgana, any Troll King, muggle Emperor or Abeforth Dumbledore as their legal guardian on their Hogsmeade permission form
Not allowed to walk in front of Professor McGonagall throwing roses and confetti
The following reasons are not valid reasons to banish first years from the Gryffindor common room (especially as they don’t have the authority to banish anyone from the common room): being obnoxious, annoying, too short, loud, irritating, a defender of the Slytherin kind, a midget, a reminder of their favourite deceased relative, scrappy, unexpectedly better than Peter Pettigrew at gobstones
Must not wear eye patches in commemoration of any dead pirate
Even if the dead pirate is apparently a recently deceased relative
Not allowed to physically remove anyone from the best seats in the Gryffindor common room
Not allowed to reserve seats in the Gryffindor common room
Not allowed to threaten anyone sat in their desired seat with “death if you don’t move in the next two seconds”
Mustn't talk about failed executions in front of Nearly Headless Nick
Should not discuss the likelihood of a giant invasion in earshot of first and second years
Not allowed to magically glue a beret to the caretaker’s cat’s head
Not allowed to magically glue a beret to the caretaker’s head
Not allowed to use the prefect bathroom for activities aside from washing
Not allowed to label ingredients in the Potion’s supply closet as “deadly weapons of war”
Not allowed to teach students rude Latin phrases under the pretence of them being spells
Not allowed to release nifflers into the great hall during the Valentine’s Day feast
Should not be allowed within ten feet of any niffler which may be stolen and used to cause havoc in the school
Not allowed to pay lost bets against Ravenclaws with leprechaun gold
Must never charm the suits of armour to sing “Mamma Mia” when Professor Slughorn walks past them
Even if Professor Slughorn doesn’t mind
Must not forge letters from the Minister for Magic to Dumbledore expressing their deepest adoration for his beard
Not allowed to replace the toad in the hole’s at the Slytherin table with actual toads in yorkshire puddings
Not allowed to sing potentially offending lyrics at quidditch matches
Not allowed to sing potentially offending lyrics at quidditch matches especially when Remus Lupin is conducting
Not allowed to wear mourning veils during any external examinations
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