Calum's Son: Daddy did you get anothe tattoo?
Calum: Yeah but don't tell mom
Calum's Son: But you can't hide that
Calum: Not if you wear a sweater, son
Luke's Daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEY'S SON IS BEING AN -wait what's the word- AN ASS
Luke: weERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
All the kids: Uncle Calum
Luke: *glares at Calum
Michael's Son: Daddy is this what you call a fucked up moment?
Ashton: Oh my God where do you kdis learn these words *stubs toe* MOTHERFUCKER

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5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 4
RandomThe fourth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•