Joseph Stalin was playing VR Titanic Simulator on his Oculus Quest when one of his soldiers yelled at him.
"SIR! THE MEXICANS AND ANIMALS ESCAPED!"
"Cyka Blyat! Go tell everybody to arm themselves. We have a fight to win."
The soldier ran to somewhere else and Stalin pulled out his Nokia 3310 phone. He opened the Papa John's app and ordered a large three-topping pizza with a Pepsi 2-liter. When the delivery guy arrived Stalin took the pizza, but didn't tip the deliverer...
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Dora Vs Stalin
Historical FictionThe epic battle between the childhood character Dora, and the evil tyrant Stalin.
