Bibleman Learns to Forgive, But he doesn't Forget.

Okay so the vilians are way funnier to write for so take this

"HEY!!! IM BORED."
Luxor Spawndroth says as he enters the living room of the villian mansion.
The Gossip Queen looks up, while Wacky Protestor sits in the corner.
"Fuck is up with him?"
Gossip Queen sighs,
"We don't know, see if you can get him to talk."
She gets up and leaves the room, tried Of skinny purple koolaid mans shit.
"Uhh.. hey buddy. What's wrong?"
W.P begins to cry,
"E-Eliza is mad at me!!"
"Where is she man?"
"I... I don't know. I haven't seen her since this morning and I am unable to track her."
Luxor starts to panic.
How is he supposed to come up with an excuse?

See, today is WP's birthday, and Eliza is currently with Primordious Drool, decorating a local party hall for a suprise party. He can't "help him find her" for atleast another hour.
"Oh shitpiss man, it's okay. She will come back."
"I want to take a nappy... but who's gonna tuck me in?"
Oh god, Luxor forgot.
Eliza and WP are both into that MDLB shit.
She's the mommy and he's the baby.
Well.. here we go.
"I'll... I'll tuck you in baby."
"W-weawwy?"
"Yes, really."
He picks up Wacky and carries him into his playroom.
He gently lays him in his crib, and takes his glasses off for him.
"Mommy will be back soon, little guy..."
He turns the light off
"W-wai!"
He turns back around.
"Mommy always tells me a story..."
Ugh.
"Alright... there once was a man named Luther Specklefrog. He was a mighty strong, scary, threatening, man. He was also the fucking hottest man alive. Won sexiest man alive like three times."
"Okay fine just get out."
"Thank you."
He shuts the door and waits for the text.

Meanwhile...

"Where do you want this?"
Drool asks Eliza.
"Just uh... hang it above that window."
After about an hour more of decorating, she sets out all the food and gifts.
After that, the squad shows up, except for Luxor and WP.

*RING RING ANSWER YOUR PHONE OR DIE*
"Hello?"
"Luxor, get him here please."
"Aight b."

He speeds upstairs, and opens the door to WPs room.

"Hey dude wake up, I'm gonna help you find Eliza."
"O..okay."
After getting his big purple ass up, he takes him to whataburger and gets him something to eat.
(That ones for you mom.)
They pull up to the hall.
"Why are we here?"
"Shut the FUCK up"
As they walk in, silent, Luxor opens the big brown doors as the lights are off.
The lights flash on.
"SURPRISE!!!!"