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    Hi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀 [peter parker x reader]* [al...

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    Peter
    I ALMOST DIED
    
                          
    Tony
    WHAT THE [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] HAPPENED
    ARE YOU OKAY
    ARE YOU HURT
    DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL 
    OH MY GOD I THINK IM HAVING A STROKE
    
                          
    Peter
    Lmao I'm fine. Just (y/n) almost killed me
    
                          
    Bruce
    Tony is still freaking out
    
                          
    Rhodey
    Oop- he just flew away in his suit
    
                          
    Concerned father™
    
                          
    Tony 
    I AM NOT
    YOU ALMOST KILLED PETER
    
                          
    Bitch. Peter almost killed me
    
                          
    Peter
    LIES
    
                          
    HOW DARE YOU BRING SLANDER UPON MY NAME
    I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE
    
                          
    Sam
    
                          
    
                            
    
                                Bucky
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    Bucky
    
                          
    
                            
    
                                PeterwHERE'D YOU LEARN YO DRIVE LIKE THAT?!
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            
    
                            
    
                              
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    Peter
    wHERE'D YOU LEARN YO DRIVE LIKE THAT?!
    
                          
    Mario didn't raise no wimp
    
                          
    Clint
    Iconic
    What a legend. Tell us more
    What happened?
    
                          
    Peter
    I ALMOST DIED IN 50+ CAR ACCIDENTS
    
                          
    LIAR!! I was minding my own business driving to go get some Chick-fil-A when all of the sudden SPIDER-MAN comes crashing through my passenger side window and yells at me to "STEP ON IT! IM GOING TO [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]ING DIE! MY LIFE IS IN DANGER! [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ] YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS IM BEING SHOT AT!"
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