A Kitty's Supernatural Pet Ferret with a Bowtie

My True Self

WHY HI THERE! DID YOU EVER THINK I WAS SANE? PFFT. WHAT IS THIS SANE YOU SPEAK OF? I AM AN INSANE FANGIRL!!!!

I managed to look calm until here, BUT NOW I'VE JUST LOST IT! Basically, this book is me giving up on life. Wait, WHAT IS LIFE? ISN'T IT SOME EVIL TORTURE DEVICE? AHHABLFMNVXVD *chokes on SPACE* NEVERMIND I'M FINE. MOVING ON.

I ship Salem (Calem and Serena from Pokemon) So, you can ship Serash (Ash and Serena. WHAT? I CAN'T COME UP WITH A BETTER NAME!) All you want, but I think Salem is meant to be even more. Also, Shaunem (Shauna and Calem)

Yeah, I'll go now. Bye! *Hopes on Nyan Cat and flies away*