<Cartman_the_man created group chat Fuck This >
<Cartman_the_man added Kyle B, Kenny McDick and Stan_just_Stan to the group chat >
Cartman_the_man: you guys keep your pussy problems and gay shit to yourselves and we'll get along just fine
KennyMcDick: D I C K S
Stan_just _Stan: Wendy's my gal
Cartman_the_man: that bitch?
Stan_just_Stan: Jesus
Stan_just_stan: how long did that take?
KennyMcDick: about 5 mins bro
Cartman_the_man: new record hehe
KennyMcDick: where's ginger?
Stan_just_Stan: I was calling him a few mins ago I dunno where he went
Cartman_the_man: probably too scared of me the li'l bitch
<Kyle B changed the group chat's name to Fuck Cartman >
<Kyle B changed Cartman_the_man's username >
<Kyle B took away admin control from Cartman_the_fatass >
Cartman_the_fatass: hey!
Cartman_the _fatass: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME?!
Kyle B: sorry I was stabbing myself with insulin
KennyMcDick: that's fine we don't want you passing out on this riveting conversation
Cartman_the_fatass: screw you guys
Stan_just_Stan: I was getting worried but I'm fine now
Kyle B: yeah I was snacking on some pizza when I was calling you
KennyMcDick: what were you calling about hmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Stan_just_Stan: secrets
KennyMcDick: U w U ???
Cartman_the_fatass: Jesus guys you are killing me here
< KennyMcDick changed Stan_just_Stan's username >
Kyle's bro: oh?
Kyle's bro: oh
Kyle B: pretty true
KennyMcDick: oh I see you have come back
Kyle's bro: and???
KennyMcDick: S E C R E T S
KennyMcDick: hey can we invite more people?
Cartman_the_fatass: none of your gay tribe
Kyle B: O O F
<Kyle's Bro changed Kyle B' s username>
Gingerbread: oh brilliant
Gingerbread: how original
KennyMcDick: OH IM IN LOVE STAN YOU GENIUS
Kyle's Bro: yeah I thought it was pretty funny
Kyle's Bro: hey Kyle what are you doing now?
Gingerbread: chilling with Ike. Why?
Kyle's Bro: I'm coming round yours this place is dead
KennyMcDick: can I come?
Gingerbread: sure I can't say no to you
Cartman_the_fatass: lowkey gay
Gingerbread: SHUT UP CARTMAN THIS IS WHY WE CANT SAY NICE THINGS AHHH
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South Park Group Chat (aka the We Hate Cartman Club)
FanfictionA group chat that includes Drama, Crushes and a whole lot of Gay Cover art isn't mine Rankings: - #1 stendy - #1 kennyxkyle - #1 k2 ON HIATUS DUE TO WORK OVERLOAD, BACK SOON (HOPEFULLY)
