A Kitty's Supernatural Pet Ferret with a Bowtie

Well

*Imagine this as a parody of the Barney song (I love you, you love me)*

I <3 Captainsparklez
You're reading this book
One Direction fanfics suck
Throw an Ultraball, but Kyogre breaks out
I need a new calender

...

And, my arm hurts.